The following was inspired by a video made by CursedLemon.
So yeah, here I find myself, ranting once again. It’s not an accident. It’s like fate, or maybe 343i just needs my help with the halo franchise.
Recently in H5 343i has felt the need to add a bunch of gimmicky features, that were already tested in other games, in the pursuit of their audiences. I would argue that the reason they are there, is that kids won’t buy games that don’t look like Cod, Titanfall and their countless clones. I do not think, that they make the game better. I just think that they make the game look “modern” and 343i/-Yoink!- didn’t understand how far ahead of it’s time the very first halo game was. While many people are irritated by these changes, many more might argue that they make the gameplay “feel smoother” and that is not an entirely unfair opinion to hold. The thing that we must understand is that the best products are never the most succesful. Look at P**aranoid, a terrible song, that everyone loves vs K**illing yourself to live, an awesome song with great riffs, but no-one has heard of. My friends haven’t seen Pulp fiction, but they have seen Fast and furious. Halo used to be the Pulp fiction, but now I can’t tell.
Now, changing the core fundamentals of your product very rarely results in success. Look at Yoshi’s story, look at starfox adventures, look at Metallica. The question must be asked: “Isn’t there a way to do this that doesn’t -yoink- on our day-1 fans?”. For the longest time I thought that everyone agreed with me on that we should go back to the old formula, but the I realised that some people, a lot of them prefer this new style of halo. First I didn’t care that they existed, but then I thought: “We’ll give them a playlist in the next halo”.
Joking about how cold it would be to give a people like me a “classic” playlist. But then I started doing some serious thinking on the mater. Wouldn’t the best solution be to make this “newer” style of halo a spin-off. It’s worked with halo: Wars and it’s worked in other franchises. Remember how H3 wasn’t a RTS? You can’t treat your money maker like a guinea pig, otherwise you’ll notice that The MCC has more players online than H5. "But hey, First day sales man, breaking records bro, the -yoink- do I even know??