- Instead of shooting each other like we usually do, why can’t we simply have water balloon fights and have pillow fights? Melee attacks are replace with handshakes and offering presents. Lastly, falling down dead is replaced with either taking a nap or passing out from the excitement of friendship - Have a map that’s a giant bed that we can jump on. Perhaps one map could be a world full of candy and chocolate. - Power-ups are also too realistic, so we should replace them with cupcakes, slim jims, and other sweet stuff to promote healthy bodies. - More rainbows! - Unicorns should replace Warthogs and Forge maps should have a Canterlot vibe to it. - Game chat automatically filters our voices and replaces it with life lessons from Barney the dinosaur.Those are some of my ideas, but this is a desperate change Halo needs in order to survive. What are your ideas?
What is wrong with you
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I think we’re too violent, so we need to spread the word about Halo being a children’s game. Friendship is important and so is lots of candy.
Hahahahhahahahhaha. Good ideas, but that’s why it’s rated T. Lol
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It should be rated eC for Early Childhood if you ask me. There’ll be a game mode that teaches kids the alphabet and what to do when making new friends.
Loooooove the Giant Bed! The Wuv Woo skull from Halo Wars definitely needs to make a comeback as well!
The cringe… it’s unbearable… make it stop… and stop the satire as well… it hurts so much…
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What satire?
Funny, I admit. But nah, Halo doesn’t need to be kid friendly.
I want my gun to shoot confetti.
H-A-L-O spells halo. Any questions? Yes…you in the corner…go ahead. Tiny voice speaks…“What does T bag mean?”
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dude I would play this even though it’ll never happen and I think Hal has always been kid friendly just not for younger kids
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dude I would play this even though it’ll never happen and I think Hal has always been kid friendly just not for younger kids(sorry didn’t mean to post this twice)
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Wait, are you being serious right now, bruh? Cause, this isn’t going to fly over well with the community. Imagine okay, this community is still 50/50 split over Sprint, Spartan Abilities, and the gameplay of nu-Halo already; how do you think people are going to react when guns do not behave like guns anymore, the sweet crunch of a melee is now a handshake, and the maps look like Candyland threw up on Halo? Not well, I’m going to say.
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I think it’ll help us learn that friendship solves everything and that being nice is always the right thing to do. Oh, and you can unlock a new REQ that allows you to hug someone if you sneak up behind them. Or maybe a surprise birthday?
Yeah if the giant bed map was made in forge the community would have a fit.
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Friendship doesn’t solve getting my WZ/Arena boosts taken away from me due to 343i’s crappy servers. Oh, and it also doesn’t solve getting a Blue guy out of my Red face. You know what does? A M45D 8-gauge Magnum Shotgun in the face.
Seriously?
Not everything has to be made to cater to kids…this game is made for the teen & older crowds.
Why do you think Halo 5 is the first in the Halo series to have a ‘T’ rating and not an ‘M’ rating.
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Did you read my ideas?
The cupcakes need patched their too OP!!