God, I’m so freaking mad right now! Like, seriously, Halo 5 is worse than if Superman 64 and E.T. had a baby. I literally didn’t even touch it, and I never will, because of how much CoD-like it is. Like, when I first got the disc and loaded the game, the main menu looked like CoD. Everything—from the font choice, the music, and the way the logos showed up beforehand—just screamed CoD.
There’s also no split-screen! 343, I want muh Halo 2 mLg dAyZ! I want co-op! When I started the main menu, there wasn’t even the word “co-op” present. It was like getting a hug from a sentient being made of liquid nitrogen. It was terrible!
The story literally—literally—made no sense, literally. By definition, logic is reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity. Not once did any of the characters say “validity”. It was awful!
And the online was so bad I think I died but had to be revived in the hospital. I had amnesia for two days before realizing how bad Halo 5 is. Like, really, sprint and aiming??? Screw this! I’m gonna go play the flawless masterpiece Destiny… with sprint… and aiming.
But before I go, I need to unlock every armor, helmet, emblem, visor, cosmetic, reach Champion rank in all playlists, and find all Intel pieces/skulls in the campaign while thoroughly playing co-op with friends a few dozen times. Then I’m leaving this literal-unplayable game.
Was getting ready to type out a reply to the obviously troll post but then I spotted this
> But before I go, I need to unlock every armor, helmet, emblem, visor, cosmetic, reach Champion rank in all playlists, and find all Intel pieces/skulls in the campaign while thoroughly playing co-op with friends a few dozen times. Then I’m leaving this literal-unplayable game.
If you want to play Classic Halo go play MCC and quit whining. What would really be the point in making a new game if identical to the previous games? Thats what people hate about COD now is that its only really changed once in the last 5 games and people complain about that change(COD:AW).
I didn’t think I’d need to say this, but I guess I have to: I’m being sarcastic and facetious, people! Halo 5 is actually my favorite multiplayer game.