Halo 5 Has Been Canceled (Because of North Korea)

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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Breaking News:

North Korea has forced the cancellation of Halo 5: Guardians because Kim Jong-Un thinks it’s too similar to COD. North Korea has claimed that any game that has sprint, ADS, or any other element of the modern FPS is identical to COD and therefore must replicate a game the franchise released 10 years prior. This follows North Korea’s alleged hacking of Halo: The Master Chief Collection after Kim Jong-Un realized that he wasn’t nearly as good at Halo 2 as he was at Halo 4.

We will continue to update you as we get more on this story. Back to you Halo Waypoint.

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CoD is obviously the only game “North Korea” has played… ever.

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> CoD is obviously the only game “North Korea” has played… ever.

Where else would they get their strategy for world domination?

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Bungie.

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Destiny is a little out of reach for North Korea. They want to start out with something more manageable, like COD.

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Actually, I was referencing Bungie’s 7-Step Plan For World Domination.

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> Breaking News:
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> North Korea has forced the cancellation of Halo 5: Guardians because Kim Jong-Un thinks it’s too similar to COD. North Korea has claimed that any game that has sprint, ADS, or any other element of the modern FPS is identical to COD and therefore must replicate a game the franchise released 10 years prior. This follows North Korea’s alleged hacking of Halo: The Master Chief Collection after Kim Jong-Un realized that he wasn’t nearly as good at Halo 2 as he was at Halo 4.
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> We will continue to update you as we get more on this story. Back to you Halo Waypoint.

More proof that communism isn’t all that bad.

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because cod was the first and only game to use sprint and ADS… They didn’t invent these mechanics, and at least there are no perks or ordanace in halo 5