Halo 5 haiku

A haiku by V1GO
Title: Warzone

I join in progress.
See no chance of winning.
“Xbox turn off” bye!

A true Shakespeare.

You didn’t even mention Palmer…

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> You didn’t even mention Palmer…

We save that for the love-struck elite to specialize in

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I bet this is what he dreams about.

My strong commander palmer,
See you in your armour…
Destroying cores with honor…

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> You didn’t even mention Palmer…

Happy? :wink:

I am Spartan John
Spartan Locke is a punk -Yoink-
Pizza AR skin

I thought haikus had 7 syllables in the second line

I spawn in Warzone
flying banshee, crouching noob
rip in pepperoni

Title: Arena in Australia

There are not enough
Players in this playlist to
match you with a game

OK Last one :stuck_out_tongue:

I round a corner
Spartan charged, got teabagged hard
Yep, Halo is dead.

That was 5-6-5.

It’s supposed to be 5-7-5…

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It’s a joke not nto be taken seriously

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I can’t help it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Not out of this yet
Can still destroy enemy core
Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol

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> Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol

Lmao I was literally about to post the exact same thing.

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> My strong commander palmer,
> See you in your armour…
> Destroying cores with honor…
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Thank you, Spartan.
I think I should make a folder for all these nice poems. :slight_smile:

Here’s how I feel about palmer:
I hate the Palmer
nagging about core killing
shut the heck up, lady
Drives me bloody insane. If the enemies have 988 points, all three bases, and snipers and tanks camping everywhere, we are effectively screwed.

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> My strong commander palmer,
> See you in your armour…
> Destroying cores with honor…
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> > You didn’t even mention Palmer…
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> Happy? :wink:

Very happy :slight_smile:

But if you join for a minute you still get at least 500 req points don’t you? wouldn’t that be worth it?