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<mark>“Halo 5 Guardians”!</mark> The hit new game coming to the Xbox One!
Featuring:
- The removal of all of your favourite weapons and vehicles!
- Unimaginative “new” weapons!
- Call of Duty worship!
- Even worse hit-detection!
- Uglier armour!
- Franchise-destroying change for the sake of change!
- An “epic story” of some guy on an intercom shouting at you to kill more things!
- Pointless cutscenes!
- A bunch of terrible new game types that no one wants to play!
- One halfway decent gametype that gets pulled for no reason, and then brought back months later with all of the fun parts removed!
- Achievements tied to game types that will not be in circulation longer than three days!
- Terrible default maps to force you to buy the slightly better DLC maps that you’ll never be allowed to play online!
- Absolutely no open dialogue between a rightly frustrated audience and 343 Industries!
- Bribes for gaming rags!
- Feigned ignorance at accusations of being the worst game developer on Earth!
Pre-order today at select retailers, and get one of dozens of horrifying and stupid armour skins and/or helmets, we don’t remember. But we’ll keep randomly changing what it is you’re paying for and then just not give it to you, or give what you paid extra for for free to everyone!