Here is my list of things that obviously need fixed in this “game”. Feel free to add your own. When we’re done with this list and 343 has implemented all of our demands this will be this best game ever. If these demands are not met within 1 week we all need to stop playing Halo 5 immediately.
Every gets only one gun. The BR of course. Gotta be balanced! - BR starts only. Why would you start with anything else? It wouldn’t be fair! - The BR is too powerful. When 3 people are shooting at me I die, instantly. BR should be a 10 shot kill minimum. - Remove grenades from the game. They’re too powerful. Only noobs spam grenades anyways. - Increase the radar range so I can see the entire map. It’s not fair that someone can shoot at me before they’re on my radar. Otherwise, why have radar at all? - Remove sprint from the game. Fast things scare me. Also, I prefer to enjoy the pretty scenery on my way to my destination. - Remove thrusters from the game. Fast things scare me. I’m old and it’s not the way Halo used to be! - Every map needs to be symmetrical. If not, they’ll have a nook that I don’t! No fair and I need balanced maps! - Scorpions need to be indestructible. I need a 30 kill streak. Otherwise I don’t feel good about myself. - Social playlists need added. I’m worried someone will stalk me and then judge me by my K/D ratio. I need to be able to Halo and relax. - Remove banning from the game. I want to play how I want to play. But if someone else plays how I don’t want to play, they need to be banned! - Improve the textures in Forge. As I said, I enjoy pretty scenery. I didn’t buy this game to actually play it. - Fix the broken ranking system. I’m a gold or silver in all my playlists and I was a 50 in Halo 3. It’s obviously 343’s fault. - Match me with better players. When I lose it is always my teammates fault. I don’t play this game just for the pretty scenery! - Warzone bosses need to give me one point every time I shoot them. Give a point to the other team, too. I want this to be completely fair. - Fix the spawn times in SWAT. I want my twitchy and fast paced play type to be more relaxed! - Why can’t I dual wield weapons? This was in Halo 2! 343 is obviously obsolete compared to Bungie if they can’t even figure that out. - Um, playable Elites? Again, was in Halo 2? What were you thinking, 343? - Armor lock was in Halo: Reach. So, why isn’t it in Halo 5? - You know what? Just add in every feature in every Halo game ever made. Rename Halo 5 “Halo: The Master Chief Collection”. Brilliant.
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> Here is my list of things that obviously need fixed in this “game”. Feel free to add your own. When we’re done with this list and 343 has implemented all of our demands this will be this best game ever. If these demands are not met within 1 week we all need to stop playing Halo 5 immediately.
>
> - Every gets only one gun. The BR of course. Gotta be balanced!
> - BR starts only. Why would you start with anything else? It wouldn’t be fair!
> - The BR is too powerful. When 3 people are shooting at me I die, instantly. BR should be a 10 shot kill minimum.
> - Remove grenades from the game. They’re too powerful. Only noobs spam grenades anyways.
> - Increase the radar range so I can see the entire map. It’s not fair that someone can shoot at me before they’re on my radar. Otherwise, why have radar at all?
> - Remove sprint from the game. Fast things scare me. Also, I prefer to enjoy the pretty scenery on my way to my destination.
> - Remove thrusters from the game. Fast things scare me. I’m old and it’s not the way Halo used to be!
> - Every map needs to be symmetrical. If not, they’ll have a nook that I don’t! No fair and I need balanced maps!
> - Scorpions need to be indestructible. I need a 30 kill streak. Otherwise I don’t feel good about myself.
> - Social playlists need added. I’m worried someone will stalk me and then judge me by my K/D ratio. I need to be able to Halo and relax.
> - Remove banning from the game. I want to play how I want to play. But if someone else plays how I don’t want to play, they need to be banned!
> - Improve the textures in Forge. As I said, I enjoy pretty scenery. I didn’t buy this game to actually play it.
> - Fix the broken ranking system. I’m a gold or silver in all my playlists and I was a 50 in Halo 3. It’s obviously 343’s fault.
> - Match me with better players. When I lose it is always my teammates fault. I don’t play this game just for the pretty scenery!
> - Warzone bosses need to give me one point every time I shoot them. Give a point to the other team, too. I want this to be completely fair.
> - Fix the spawn times in SWAT. I want my twitchy and fast paced play type to be more relaxed!
> - Why can’t I dual wield weapons? This was in Halo 2! 343 is obviously obsolete compared to Bungie if they can’t even figure that out.
> - Um, playable Elites? Again, was in Halo 2? What were you thinking, 343?
> - Armor lock was in Halo: Reach. So, why isn’t it in Halo 5?
> - You know what? Just add in every feature in every Halo game ever made. Rename Halo 5 “Halo: The Master Chief Collection”. Brilliant.
Hahaha, one of the best posts I’ve seen in this forum so far.
But remember: Sarcasm doesnt work online. Nearly nobody will understand, what you are trying to say
For Halo 6, I want the Battle Rifle to be completely removed. Just to see every “Pro Gamer” in this forum raging. Would be even more fun than any Halo game so far.
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> Hahaha, one of the best posts I’ve seen in this forum so far.
> But remember: Sarcasm doesnt work online. Nearly nobody will understand, what you are trying to say
>
> For Halo 6, I want the Battle Rifle to be completely removed. Just to see every “Pro Gamer” in this forum raging. Would be even more fun than any Halo game so far.
I dunno I had quite a good laugh from this, funny when you actually put his list into a real perspective and see how ridiculous most people are.
PS. I would edit your title to add satire, so all get to enjoy lol
Don’t forget that the battle rifle should be the only weapon to do damage; everything else needs to be a healing beam! I don’t feel secure when it’s possible to die to anything!!
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> Don’t forget that the battle rifle should be the only weapon to do damage; everything else needs to be a healing beam! I don’t feel secure when it’s possible to die to anything!!
Yes! ^
Add the sunflower from Plants vs Zombies. 343 has been outdone by EA. Sunflower has been around for ages!
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> Don’t forget that the battle rifle should be the only weapon to do damage; everything else needs to be a healing beam! I don’t feel secure when it’s possible to die to anything!!
Woah, think of that as a gameyype, one player doesn’t have any weapons but has a heal beam. Each team has one healer that acts as a VIP who needs to be eliminated. That could be fun.
> 2560752109561871;1:
> Here is my list of things that obviously need fixed in this “game”. Feel free to add your own. When we’re done with this list and 343 has implemented all of our demands this will be this best game ever. If these demands are not met within 1 week we all need to stop playing Halo 5 immediately.
>
> - Every gets only one gun. The BR of course. Gotta be balanced!
> - BR starts only. Why would you start with anything else? It wouldn’t be fair!
> - The BR is too powerful. When 3 people are shooting at me I die, instantly. BR should be a 10 shot kill minimum.
> - Remove grenades from the game. They’re too powerful. Only noobs spam grenades anyways.
> - Increase the radar range so I can see the entire map. It’s not fair that someone can shoot at me before they’re on my radar. Otherwise, why have radar at all?
> - Remove sprint from the game. Fast things scare me. Also, I prefer to enjoy the pretty scenery on my way to my destination.
> - Remove thrusters from the game. Fast things scare me. I’m old and it’s not the way Halo used to be!
> - Every map needs to be symmetrical. If not, they’ll have a nook that I don’t! No fair and I need balanced maps!
> - Scorpions need to be indestructible. I need a 30 kill streak. Otherwise I don’t feel good about myself.
> - Social playlists need added. I’m worried someone will stalk me and then judge me by my K/D ratio. I need to be able to Halo and relax.
> - Remove banning from the game. I want to play how I want to play. But if someone else plays how I don’t want to play, they need to be banned!
> - Improve the textures in Forge. As I said, I enjoy pretty scenery. I didn’t buy this game to actually play it.
> - Fix the broken ranking system. I’m a gold or silver in all my playlists and I was a 50 in Halo 3. It’s obviously 343’s fault.
> - Match me with better players. When I lose it is always my teammates fault. I don’t play this game just for the pretty scenery!
> - Warzone bosses need to give me one point every time I shoot them. Give a point to the other team, too. I want this to be completely fair.
> - Fix the spawn times in SWAT. I want my twitchy and fast paced play type to be more relaxed!
> - Why can’t I dual wield weapons? This was in Halo 2! 343 is obviously obsolete compared to Bungie if they can’t even figure that out.
> - Um, playable Elites? Again, was in Halo 2? What were you thinking, 343?
> - Armor lock was in Halo: Reach. So, why isn’t it in Halo 5?
> - You know what? Just add in every feature in every Halo game ever made. Rename Halo 5 “Halo: The Master Chief Collection”. Brilliant.
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> > 2560752109561871;1:
> > Here is my list of things that obviously need fixed in this “game”. Feel free to add your own. When we’re done with this list and 343 has implemented all of our demands this will be this best game ever. If these demands are not met within 1 week we all need to stop playing Halo 5 immediately.
> >
> > - Every gets only one gun. The BR of course. Gotta be balanced!
> > - BR starts only. Why would you start with anything else? It wouldn’t be fair!
> > - The BR is too powerful. When 3 people are shooting at me I die, instantly. BR should be a 10 shot kill minimum.
> > - Remove grenades from the game. They’re too powerful. Only noobs spam grenades anyways.
> > - Increase the radar range so I can see the entire map. It’s not fair that someone can shoot at me before they’re on my radar. Otherwise, why have radar at all?
> > - Remove sprint from the game. Fast things scare me. Also, I prefer to enjoy the pretty scenery on my way to my destination.
> > - Remove thrusters from the game. Fast things scare me. I’m old and it’s not the way Halo used to be!
> > - Every map needs to be symmetrical. If not, they’ll have a nook that I don’t! No fair and I need balanced maps!
> > - Scorpions need to be indestructible. I need a 30 kill streak. Otherwise I don’t feel good about myself.
> > - Social playlists need added. I’m worried someone will stalk me and then judge me by my K/D ratio. I need to be able to Halo and relax.
> > - Remove banning from the game. I want to play how I want to play. But if someone else plays how I don’t want to play, they need to be banned!
> > - Improve the textures in Forge. As I said, I enjoy pretty scenery. I didn’t buy this game to actually play it.
> > - Fix the broken ranking system. I’m a gold or silver in all my playlists and I was a 50 in Halo 3. It’s obviously 343’s fault.
> > - Match me with better players. When I lose it is always my teammates fault. I don’t play this game just for the pretty scenery!
> > - Warzone bosses need to give me one point every time I shoot them. Give a point to the other team, too. I want this to be completely fair.
> > - Fix the spawn times in SWAT. I want my twitchy and fast paced play type to be more relaxed!
> > - Why can’t I dual wield weapons? This was in Halo 2! 343 is obviously obsolete compared to Bungie if they can’t even figure that out.
> > - Um, playable Elites? Again, was in Halo 2? What were you thinking, 343?
> > - Armor lock was in Halo: Reach. So, why isn’t it in Halo 5?
> > - You know what? Just add in every feature in every Halo game ever made. Rename Halo 5 “Halo: The Master Chief Collection”. Brilliant.
>
>
> This guy gets it.
What this guy gets I can’t say because there are pre-school toys present.
> 2560752109561871;1:
> Here is my list of things that obviously need fixed in this “game”. Feel free to add your own. When we’re done with this list and 343 has implemented all of our demands this will be this best game ever. If these demands are not met within 1 week we all need to stop playing Halo 5 immediately.
>
> - Every gets only one gun. The BR of course. Gotta be balanced!
> - BR starts only. Why would you start with anything else? It wouldn’t be fair!
> - The BR is too powerful. When 3 people are shooting at me I die, instantly. BR should be a 10 shot kill minimum.
> - Remove grenades from the game. They’re too powerful. Only noobs spam grenades anyways.
> - Increase the radar range so I can see the entire map. It’s not fair that someone can shoot at me before they’re on my radar. Otherwise, why have radar at all?
> - Remove sprint from the game. Fast things scare me. Also, I prefer to enjoy the pretty scenery on my way to my destination.
> - Remove thrusters from the game. Fast things scare me. I’m old and it’s not the way Halo used to be!
> - Every map needs to be symmetrical. If not, they’ll have a nook that I don’t! No fair and I need balanced maps!
> - Scorpions need to be indestructible. I need a 30 kill streak. Otherwise I don’t feel good about myself.
> - Social playlists need added. I’m worried someone will stalk me and then judge me by my K/D ratio. I need to be able to Halo and relax.
> - Remove banning from the game. I want to play how I want to play. But if someone else plays how I don’t want to play, they need to be banned!
> - Improve the textures in Forge. As I said, I enjoy pretty scenery. I didn’t buy this game to actually play it.
> - Fix the broken ranking system. I’m a gold or silver in all my playlists and I was a 50 in Halo 3. It’s obviously 343’s fault.
> - Match me with better players. When I lose it is always my teammates fault. I don’t play this game just for the pretty scenery!
> - Warzone bosses need to give me one point every time I shoot them. Give a point to the other team, too. I want this to be completely fair.
> - Fix the spawn times in SWAT. I want my twitchy and fast paced play type to be more relaxed!
> - Why can’t I dual wield weapons? This was in Halo 2! 343 is obviously obsolete compared to Bungie if they can’t even figure that out.
> - Um, playable Elites? Again, was in Halo 2? What were you thinking, 343?
> - Armor lock was in Halo: Reach. So, why isn’t it in Halo 5?
> - You know what? Just add in every feature in every Halo game ever made. Rename Halo 5 “Halo: The Master Chief Collection”. Brilliant.
