One thing I loved about Halo 3 was the humorous dialogue. Too many hours I spent in front of my computer watching videos of all the things they say. I was hoping for their return, but with Halo 5 being a darker theme I feel like 343 would cut their funny dialogue to fit the mood.
The Grunts in Halo 4 weren’t funny either…so I doubt it.
I’m not even sure those things were Grunts. I’d personally consider them to be some kind of crab…hell, spider. Anything, but they weren’t Grunts.
> The Grunts in Halo 4 weren’t funny either…so I doubt it.
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> I’m not even sure those things were Grunts. I’d personally consider them to be some kind of crab…hell, spider. Anything, but they weren’t Grunts.
So melodramatic.
Personally, I don’t care about the dialogue of the enemy. I didn’t really get off on it, especially like OP lol. I’m not sure if I could sit there for hours listening to some A.I. speaking… As long as the story is as amazing as Halo 4’s, I’m happy with 343 decisions.
> > The Grunts in Halo 4 weren’t funny either…so I doubt it.
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> > I’m not even sure those things were Grunts. I’d personally consider them to be some kind of crab…hell, spider. Anything, but they weren’t Grunts.
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> So melodramatic.
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> Personally, I don’t care about the dialogue of the enemy. I didn’t really get off on it, especially like OP lol. I’m not sure if I could sit there for hours listening to some A.I. speaking… As long as the story is as amazing as Halo 4’s, I’m happy with 343 decisions.
I’m not being melodramatic. Not only did they look nothing like Grunts, they didn’t sound like them and they didn’t act like them.
I hated Halo 3 Grunts (Halo 2 grunts not much better). I only found them funny when I was, like, 13. Then I grew up and saw them for what they were: a rather forced and halfminded attempt at relieving the tension of the story, while really all it did was take a giant chunk of seriousness out of it.
I can’t hold onto the horror of a Flood fight or the despair of earth being almost completely subjugated by genocidal aliens with “Fapchap” waddling around squealing “He killed my buddy, boohoohoo” and whatever else.
I wouldn’t worry too much about the whole “darker tone” deal 343i is hyping up. It will likely be as big a dud as their “ancient evil awakens” tagline did.
I didn’t find the grunts to be funny at all
EDIT: All Halo’s
CE: animations, dialogue, voice acting
H2: dialogue, voice acting
H3: crude dialogue
Reach: easter eggs
H4: animations
I hate H4, but I think H4 Grunts are much more amusing than H3 Grunts. H3 Grunts feel very artificial. CE, H2, and H4 Grunts are more believable.
> I hated Halo 3 Grunts (Halo 2 grunts not much better). I only found them funny when I was, like, 13. Then I grew up and saw them for what they were: a rather forced
Hate to agree with this, but yeah, H3 Grunts were so hideous, red eyes, dialogue and voice acting that made me crinch. I only liked them for their combat.
> I wouldn’t worry too much about the whole “darker tone” deal 343i is hyping up. It will likely be as big a dud as their “ancient evil awakens” tagline did.
What makes halo 4 a dud exactly? Last time I played halo 4 campaign, the didactic woke up… And promethians were a huge problem.
Nothing is going to be funny when The Precursors arrive
Just bring back the damn flood and give them the dead space twist. Actually make them scary.
That alone would make Halo 5 a much darker Halo game for me.
I woudn’t really care if they where funny or not.
343 could do something with the IWHBYD skull, making the grunts say the old Halo 3 and Halo 2 line’s when it’s activated.
At the very least they should sound like they did in Reach; that high-pitched squeal that they do in 4 is annoying. But yeah, I hope that, through normal settings or through the IWHBYD skull that they speak English again in Halo 5.
DEMON?! Where? AHHHHHH! and as they run away with they’re arms flailing in the air you just jog with them for a bit…then you smack em all around 
Was that ever uttered in H4? I’m not playing it to find out…