Halo 5: Bravo's Request (New Update Satire)

While some of it seems far-fetched (remember this is 343i here) I’d like your ideas to be brought in.

Definitely better than all of 343i’s content updates in the past 8 months…

This was great. Amazing job!

Aside from the Black undersuit being a mythic legendary instead of a default unlocked toggle option, this is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.

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> I don’t know why but I made a fake REQ Sheet and Trailer for my dream Halo 5 update!
> Here’s the full REQ sheet :slight_smile:
>
> And Here’s the trailer to go along with it!
>
> Now I know I forgot to add in a lot of stuff but I want to know
> What more would you like from a **Dream update?**Classic maps? BTB maps? New modes old modes? Classic armor? Human Aircraft? Better UI?
>
> Reply with what you would want from YOUR Halo 5:Guardians dream update!

I hope you don’t mind me asking but how did you make the req sheet? Is there a place where you can get a blank req sheet to fill in?

I did mine already here!

Great job, this video was amazing and Firefight Contaminated would be awesome af

1% of imagination is always greater than 100% of reality.

This is a perfect portrayal of the over the top expectations people have for each update.

Please note I would actually love to have all these things in the game. Good job btw.

However, they can’t make an update this big every month. You would have to give them at least a solid 2-3 months, if not more, without getting anything before an update like this could be pushed out.

No wonder you guys always manage to disappoint yourselves.

These things will be amazing in game.

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> > 2533274876457142;1:
> > I don’t know why but I made a fake REQ Sheet and Trailer for my dream Halo 5 update!
> > Here’s the full REQ sheet :slight_smile:
> >
> > And Here’s the trailer to go along with it!
> >
> > Now I know I forgot to add in a lot of stuff but I want to know
> > What more would you like from a **Dream update?**Classic maps? BTB maps? New modes old modes? Classic armor? Human Aircraft? Better UI?
> >
> > Reply with what you would want from YOUR Halo 5:Guardians dream update!
>
>
> WOW.
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> I hope that some top level Microsoft exec sees this and is like “YOINK 343! FIRE THEM AND GET THIS GUY! GIVE HIM THE MONEY TO BUILD A TEAM AND MAKE THIS REAL! PAY THE MAN!”
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> Then all of the gamers out there would be like “TAKE MY MONEY! PLEASE METALHED TAKE MY MONEY AND LET ME PLAY! I’M SELLING MY PLAYSTATION FOR MONEY TO GIVE TO YOU! TAKE IT AND GIVE ME MY HALO BACK!”
>
> … Meanwhile at 343 hq: “Why didn’t we think of that?”

And then the other half of the spectrum would be like…

“Why aren’t they making anything new? So uncreative.”

I would love some of that old stuff back!

I like my update idea better.

oooh, the music and reveal at 1:27-1:30 on the youtube video! So good I re-watched it 4 times :slight_smile:

Why for the love of all that is good would you include the concussion rifle instead of the Bruteshot?

I think Barvo would approve.

Oh my gosh…

It’s so freaking sad that this is all we want in an update…

:cry:

Could be called communitys request aka we finally listened

Barvo pls

> 2533274876457142;1:
> I don’t know why but I made a fake REQ Sheet and Trailer for my dream Halo 5 update!
> Here’s the full REQ sheet :slight_smile:
>
> And Here’s the trailer to go along with it!
>
> Now I know I forgot to add in a lot of stuff but I want to know
> What more would you like from a **Dream update?**Classic maps? BTB maps? New modes old modes? Classic armor? Human Aircraft? Better UI?
>
> Reply with what you would want from YOUR Halo 5:Guardians dream update!

That’s awesome! Unfortunately, out of the 26 items in your update, 343 wouldn’t be willing to implement 26 of them.

> 2533274876457142;1:
> I don’t know why but I made a fake REQ Sheet and Trailer for my dream Halo 5 update!
> Here’s the full REQ sheet :slight_smile:
>
> And Here’s the trailer to go along with it!
>
> Now I know I forgot to add in a lot of stuff but I want to know
> What more would you like from a **Dream update?**Classic maps? BTB maps? New modes old modes? Classic armor? Human Aircraft? Better UI?
>
> Reply with what you would want from YOUR Halo 5:Guardians dream update!

Outstanding job!
But hey! Here’s some skins - 343i