Halo 5 Awesome!!!

Halo 5 is -Yoink-. It has no skill gap…anyone can be good. And the players it matches you up with is so -Yoink-. It gives me -Yoinking!- people for teammates and then the other team has intelligent teammates like WTF?

Like literally its player matching is -Yoink-. I got 15 kills and every other teammate had 1 kill, 0 assists, and 7 deaths. SMH.

I hope you progressive Halo 4 lovers like where Halo 5 is going. I can’t wait to see the population charts after a few months and be like “I told you it would fail” just like Halo 4. Even if it failed. I bet all of you drones would still defend 343i and be like they’ll do better next time. Just like you did for Halo 4 and what you’re hoping with Halo 5.

*Minutes later
*343i defense system online