random drops spawn and kills everyone on the map instantly
Cortana is voiced by lindsey lohan at the half way point of the game
Master Chief shoots and kills his covenant rescue party
Ship battle cut-scenes are models on string with a space background
Masterchief’s armor was replaced with tin foil. [DarkOne]
Gravity Hammers pull enemies toward you [BD K427]
Requiem is a giant GrifBall Stadium [BD K427]
The “enchant enemy” is satan –not meant offensively- [BD K427]
it’s a worse love story than Twilight [BD K427]
All cut-scenes feature the current pop punk band [Monkey]
The final boss battle is a dance-off and requires Kinect [Kalamari]
There is no tornado gun. Or cat grenade [snickerdoodle]
Halo starts using Aim Down Sights and Killstreaks D: [A Critical H1T]
There are no space peanuts or snack crates [Coux73]
Johnson comes back more badass then ever… OH WAIT THAT’D BE A WIN!!! [BULLETREAPER117]
Halo 4 will flop if in the final mission, you are rushing in an epic, high speed race to defeat some major enemy or boss, and as you run down the stairs you trip, fracture your skull, and die. Roll credits. [tehORCApwn]
If they use Starship Troopers cut scene’s [TITAN1978]
If master chief was Indoctrinated by the Reapers [Nick iz KO]
If every game had an intermission so your character could use the restroom [Boston Owns]
Keep adding to the list of your funny jokes and puns!
[EDIT] I’ve posted all of the jokes onto the first thread so people who view the thread can see all of them. I’ve given credit to the original posters.
I like number 4. The blue spiders find you. They don’t do anything, they just surround you and stare at you with their beady blue eyes. Jeff Steitzer’s voice booms out: “Player… FOUND.” The screen fades to black and you restart the level.
> HALO 4 will flop if…
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> Gravity Hammers pull enemies towards you
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> <mark>Requiem is a giant GrifBall stadium</mark>
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> the “enchant enemy” is Saten -not meant offensively-
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> it’s a worse love story than Twilight
Halo 4 will flop if in the final mission, you are rushing in an epic, high speed race to defeat some major enemy or boss, and as you run down the stairs you trip, fracture your skull, and die. Roll credits.