Halo 4: The truth

Its all lies. Halo 4 isnt at all about killing. Its about Master Chef’s journey to a mystical planet to find the best pancake ingredients. Its a TRPG (tasty role playing game) not an FPS. But regardless, the pancake system must be improved.

The DMR (Delicious Marshmallow Repeater) is too inacurate. There is too much bloom and marshmallows go everywhere.

AA’s (Awesome Additives) are way to over used. One or two times sure. But every 5 seconds? No, it just makes pancakes taste bad.

Halo 4 must be a balanced pancake, or else master chefs journey wont be as tasty as it could be.

> Its all lies. Halo 4 isnt at all about killing. Its about Master Chef’s journey to a mystical planet to find the best pancake ingredients. Its a TRPG (tasty role playing game) not an FPS. But regardless, the pancake system must be improved.
>
> The DMR (Delicious Marshmallow Repeater) is too inacurate. There is too much bloom and marshmallows go everywhere.
>
> AA’s (Awesome Additives) are way to over used. One or two times sure. But every 5 seconds? No, it just makes pancakes taste bad.
>
> Halo 4 must be a balanced pancake, or else master chefs journey wont be as tasty as it could be.

My reaction

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> OMGosh your SO hilarious!! Hahahaha!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
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> / useless threads…They’re NOT funny, nor have they EVER been.

See you just lack a sense of humor and gun down everything before thinking. I covered some crucial aspects of the pancake system. Its called a metaphor.

Interesting metaphors…

> Its all lies. Halo 4 isnt at all about killing. Its about Master Chef’s journey to a mystical planet to find the best pancake ingredients. Its a TRPG (tasty role playing game) not an FPS. But regardless, the pancake system must be improved.
>
> The DMR (Delicious Marshmallow Repeater) is too inacurate. There is too much bloom and marshmallows go everywhere.
>
> AA’s (Awesome Additives) are way to over used. One or two times sure. But every 5 seconds? No, it just makes pancakes taste bad.
>
> Halo 4 must be a balanced pancake, or else master chefs journey wont be as tasty as it could be.

In before Lock.

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> > > OMGosh your SO hilarious!! Hahahaha!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
> > >
> > > / useless threads…They’re NOT funny, nor have they EVER been.
> >
> > See you just lack a sense of humor and gun down everything before thinking. I covered some crucial aspects of the pancake system. Its called a metaphor.
>
> Another opinion thread.
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> We covered these numerous times already. There are +/- (50?) threads like this already. You just repeated what everyone already said and used a stupid metaphor. It’s a waste of time, and your metaphor wasn’t funny at all.

You don’t like pancakes?

> > Its all lies. Halo 4 isnt at all about killing. Its about Master Chef’s journey to a mystical planet to find the best pancake ingredients. Its a TRPG (tasty role playing game) not an FPS. But regardless, the pancake system must be improved.
> >
> > The DMR (Delicious Marshmallow Repeater) is too inacurate. There is too much bloom and marshmallows go everywhere.
> >
> > AA’s (Awesome Additives) are way to over used. One or two times sure. But every 5 seconds? No, it just makes pancakes taste bad.
> >
> > Halo 4 must be a balanced pancake, or else master chefs journey wont be as tasty as it could be.
>
> In before Lock.

In before ancient and overused meme. Oh wait.

> OMGosh your SO hilarious!! Hahahaha!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
>
> / useless threads…They’re NOT funny, nor have they EVER been.

Ooooh, somebody got up on the wrong side of bed this morning.

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> > You don’t like pancakes?
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> I love pancakes, but I hate threads that ask, state & demand the same exact thing.

I think you need more pancakes.

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> > You don’t like pancakes?
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> I love pancakes, but I hate threads that ask, state & demand the same exact thing.

This is the first thread I have seen demanding pancakes and tastiness.

Not gonna lie?

I kinda want this game.

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> > > You don’t like pancakes?
> >
> > I love pancakes, but I hate threads that ask, state & demand the same exact thing.
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> I think you need more pancakes.

Ugh now i’m hungry!

Seems to me a lot of people don’t even know what a metaphor is, maybe some of you people should come back after you’ve finished School.

Great post by the way, I laughed a little haha :smiley:

Oh hey, there ARE different flavors of pancakes, right? Like sweet potato or coconut? Because that’d be even more delicious…

> OMGosh your SO hilarious!! Hahahaha!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
>
> / useless threads…They’re NOT funny, nor have they EVER been.

Lighten up man. A little comedy on this forum amongst all the negativity should be welcomed.