Halo 4 story what it should be(joke thread)

Games Other Halo
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Okay so I think it would be a good Idea if halo 4 was told through flashbacks. Basically the story should be where master chief wakes up being tied up to a chair in an empty forerunner room. Then there is a guy with a distorted voice interrigating master chief for unknown purposes forcing master chief to answer questions, and then master chief goes into a flashback of what happens.

He should have one of his alllies in the game be seargent Johnson. and another one be the arbiter.

Then at the very end, it should be revealed that the person interrogating him should be the didact and it turns out at the very end that he immagined that the arbiter and johnson were there the whole time. Also the main enemy should be the talking grunt from the last level of halo 3. The one who offers to polish his boots.

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And then you can fly Hornets to High Charity and strangle the Prophet of Truth to death. Halo 4 Blops!

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> Also the main enemy should be the talking grunt from the last level of halo 3. The one who offers to polish his boots.

xD

It all makes sense. An easter egg? Nonsense. It’s too convenient. The Grunt had extraordinary knowledge of Chief’s past. The Grunt was clearly placed there to keep Chief from escaping. The Grunt is never affected by Thunderstorm or GBD skull. The truth is, he’s not a Grunt. He’s either someone or something posing as a Grunt or being controlled remotely.

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The Moa were the Forerunners!

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> The Moa were the Forerunners!

moa?

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> > The Moa were the Forerunners!
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> moa?

Me!

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At the end of the game, N6 comes out of the shadows. He takes off his helmet to reveal that he’s Darth Maul, then kicks Chief into a Time Machine that sends him into Medieval Florence where he meets a young assassin who seeks vengeance for his recently hung father, and brothers, and also seeks to secure the fabled Apple Of Eden.

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> > > The Moa were the Forerunners!
> >
> > moa?
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> Me![/quoO
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> O then i have spilled plennty of Forerunners blood.

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When you enter the Campaign, it turns out the whole game was a Rick Roll.

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> At the end of the game, N6 comes out of the shadows. He takes off his helmet to reveal that he’s Darth Maul, then kicks Chief into a Time Machine that sends him into Medieval Florence where he meets a young assassin who seeks vengeance for his recently hung father, and brothers, and also seeks to secure the fabled Apple Of Eden.

but on their way, they are ambushed by Cyborg byzantine nights and jump into a greem pipe for saftey. They fall through the green pipe, but end up in a strange kingdom of mushrooms where they team up witrh two plumbers and battle an evil dragon who is actually in league with the timeless one who is a knights templar.

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> > At the end of the game, N6 comes out of the shadows. He takes off his helmet to reveal that he’s Darth Maul, then kicks Chief into a Time Machine that sends him into Medieval Florence where he meets a young assassin who seeks vengeance for his recently hung father, and brothers, and also seeks to secure the fabled Apple Of Eden.
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> but on their way, they are ambushed by Cyborg byzantine nights and jump into a greem pipe for saftey. They fall through the green pipe, but end up in a strange kingdom of mushrooms where they team up witrh two plumbers and battle an evil dragon who is actually in league with the timeless one who is a knights templar.

Then one of the ancient gods tells you to wake up desmine, and you do but your in the year 2635 and it wasnt a god it was your history teacher talking about the great battles that happened during 2552 to 2554. Then you click a to say that war was so lame.

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> > > At the end of the game, N6 comes out of the shadows. He takes off his helmet to reveal that he’s Darth Maul, then kicks Chief into a Time Machine that sends him into Medieval Florence where he meets a young assassin who seeks vengeance for his recently hung father, and brothers, and also seeks to secure the fabled Apple Of Eden.
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> > but on their way, they are ambushed by Cyborg byzantine nights and jump into a greem pipe for saftey. They fall through the green pipe, but end up in a strange kingdom of mushrooms where they team up witrh two plumbers and battle an evil dragon who is actually in league with the timeless one who is a knights templar.
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> Then one of the ancient gods tells you to wake up desmine, and you do but your in the year 2635 and it wasnt a god it was your history teacher talking about the great battles that happened during 2552 to 2554. Then you click a to say that war was so lame.

But then there is another flash back back to the scene in the mushroom kingdom but then it is revealed that the mushroom kingdom scene is a flashback that you got while being interrogated.

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If anything THIS is what happens.

Master Chief wakes up only to find he is on a giant eyeball made out of mechanical potato salad. When the retina gets smashed by Forward unto Dawn, the eyeball alters time to make it a RPG game. Then a guy named Rick Astley tells you to find the legendary Potato chunk. To get there you must go through a giant pool of mechanical Potato Soup with an infinite amount of FloorMasters. When your halfway there a door appears, you go in. You see the armour lock ability. You grab it. Then you use armour lock and suddenly! Your head turns to a troll face and Cortana Screams fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- in the background and then never gonna give you up plays in the background. Then it blacks out. You wake up, and then you look around and the Legendary Potato Chunk is in your face. You grab it, aaaaannnd! Rick Astley challenges you to a battle, you win and take the Chunk. After you return to Earth, Arbiter asks you what happened, you say what happened in 3 words then at the end you say, True story while smoking a cigar through your helmet because Master Chief screws physics.

This is what happend…

True story
:slight_smile:

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John wakes up and is attacked by bacon strips. The bacon strips -Yoink!- him and he starts to cry. So John yells, “!CHUUUUCK NOOORIS!” Chuck then round house kicks all of the bacon. Cortana thanks Chuck, Chuck turns around and is a Weegee. He then turns Cortana into a Weegee. John’s still crying and Gravemind comes in with a Rambo head band on. Gravemind looks at the Weegees and He turns into Weegeemind. He beats the Sh*t out of John and throws him in space. There Thel 'Vadam hits John with a Banshee by accident. Note: John has been crying the entire time. So Thel 'Vadam tells him to Shut The F**k up. This causes him to cry more. Then the Weegeemind comes out of no where and turns Thel in to Weegee 'Vadam. So basically everyone becomes Weegees while John is crying the whole time.

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> John is crying the whole time.

no u

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> John is crying the whole time.

no u

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Halo 4 story REAL INFO * Spoiler ALERT*:

Image slowly fades on screen, blurry distorted image of space with text saying “Unknown space location. Year 2553 one year after the halo event and Covenant war”… Camera pans to the right slowly, revealing the half of “Forward Unto Dawn”. a faint scared and panicked voice can be heard muffled and warped in the distance. The camera starts to slowly accelerate and pick up speed as it fly’s through the ship! It stop near a cryrotube and Holotank… The voice slowly becomes clearer and louder!

Cortana: Cheif! Cheif! Wake up! I Need you… Cheif!

Camera shakes and all of a sudden flys instantly to the cryotube, reveling the master Chief Petty officer 117. John. The camera fly’s at johns helmet and go’s close to a closed eye inside the helmet. Suddenly the eye opens!The camera zooms out instantly showing an angle of the cryotube and Cortana projection beside it.

Cortana: Chief! Please!

movement inside the tube can be seen.

Cortana: John!?

All of a sudden it show’s a a bedroom ceiling and a the camera seems to be the eyes of someone looking at it. The person (Which is also the camera, as the camra is looking through the players eyes in first person) sits up on the bed! The player’s head automatically turns to the right reveling a woman standing by the bed with her arm out toward the player.

Woman: John? Johnny boy? Darling are you ever going to get up you’ll be late for school. The bus will be here any minute…

She says smiling at the him…

Suddenly an arm reaches up and rubs the eye/camera… It johns!

Master Cheif/John: Huh what is it cortana…

Woman: Cortana? who’s that? some girl you met at school? HUH were you just dreaming about her! Aww how cute my little boy had his first Wet Dream! Anywho, it me sweetie. Your mother!

Master Chief/John: Mom? What time is it?

Johns mother: Its 6:37 A.M…

The game ends and the credits roll and it later reveled that John was still a six year old boy and had just dreamed every thing that happened in halo one two and three. So The Flood and The Covenant never even really existed in the first place. it was all just a dream…

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Halo 4 won’t be like that at all I’m sorry to say. Master Chief will awaken to find himself confronted with a new threat to galaxy in the form of a mystical ship piloted by unicorns. The unicorn chieftain will inform Chief that he has slept for over two thousand years and the human race is all but lost to a mysterious disease known only as Satan’s Tears. In order to find the cure Chief must travel the universe with a new company of stalwart -Yoink!- Space police personnel, consisting of a super hot naked jungle girl with the ability to transform into a puma, Rex Danger an ex-kangaroo boxer and professional adventurer, Captain Sunshine a bad -Yoink- former space pirate of questionable sexual preference and a clone of Abraham Lincoln. From vast deserts to open seas our heroes will fight their way to the cure and possibly the perpetrator of Satan’s Tears. A story of true friendship, betrayal and -Yoink!-. That’s my best guess anyway.

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Where do people come up with those ideas? The most logical story that could happen is once Chief goes into the mysterious gate, it turns out to be a portal which teleports him into a room. Then 343 Guilty Spark shows up and helps you escape from that room. Master Chief then finds a weapon which creates portals which help him pass the security of a Forerunner facility. He then helps 343 Guilty Spark defeat the Timeless One, but then he betrays you and throws you into a hole. He also turns the Timeless One into a tomato. You then get your gun back and with it you climb up to the facility and launch 343 Guilty Spark to SPAAAAAACE and then you and the Timeless one become the best friends ever. Oh yeah, you also meet the Arbiter and Johnson at the end who just stare at you while you’re laying in a bed and don’t say a word. Then the Timeless One kicks you back to Earth.

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> Halo 4 won’t be like that at all I’m sorry to say. Master Chief will awaken to find himself confronted with a new threat to galaxy in the form of a mystical ship piloted by unicorns. The unicorn chieftain will inform Chief that he has slept for over two thousand years and the human race is all but lost to a mysterious disease known only as Satan’s Tears. In order to find the cure Chief must travel the universe with a new company of stalwart -Yoink!- Space police personnel, consisting of a super hot naked jungle girl with the ability to transform into a puma, Rex Danger an ex-kangaroo boxer and professional adventurer, Captain Sunshine a bad -Yoink!- former space pirate of questionable sexual preference and a clone of Abraham Lincoln. From vast deserts to open seas our heroes will fight their way to the cure and possibly the perpetrator of Satan’s Tears. A story of true friendship, betrayal and -Yoink!-. That’s my best guess anyway.

Best one. You made me smile. Thanks bro.