Halo 4 Song.

First off, I do not actually think this, Halo 4’s gonna be awesome.

There once was a time, that you and I, would wish for Halo 4.
Then Bungie said, that Halo is dead, they weren’t gonna make anymore.
Some had cried, there was suicide, and the end was near.
And then one day, our hearts were saved, 343 was here.
They told us, there was no fuss, and we all can chill.
But we knew, their crew was new, and had big shoes to fill.
We were on edge, our fingers crossed, that they would succeed.
Little by little, day by day, we all just watched to see.
And one day, the news had came, we hoped they had not failed.
We read the books, watched the shows, magazines were mailed.
As time moved on, our hope was gone, didn’t like what we found.
Every page, and every word, good this did not sound.
But everyone, still got one, even though it sucked.
We got the game, and home we came, time to put it in.
We turned it on, hoped we were wrong, and the time was now.
I began to cry, and weep and sigh, cocked it and KUH POW!

Yes, I made this up.
So, what do ya think?

“It just repeats - ‘Regret. Regret. Regret.’”

“Catchy. Any idea what it means?”

So,

You blew your head off at the end of the poem?

> So,
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> You blew your head off at the end of the poem?

Yesssss.

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wow. first off if you are going to shoot yourself over halo you’ve got some serious control issues if you are that unable to tolerate what the creators of the game are doing with their product.