As you all know halo 4 hits in less than 2 days. I am more than ready. My problem is being able to stay home when it comes out. Now I need some help from you giving me an excuse to stay home. Please leave a legitimate reason that might actually work instead of being a troll. If you know a good way to get sick that would help too.
Thanks guys
In Australia the midnight release is in just less then 10 hours.
I work from 5:30 pm to 11:00 pm then rush home, get changed, get halo. Keen.
> As you all know halo 4 hits in less than 2 days. I am more than ready. My problem is being able to stay home when it comes out. Now I need some help from you giving me an excuse to stay home. Please leave a legitimate reason that might actually work instead of being a troll. If you know a good way to get sick that would help too.
> Thanks guys
You have a rare flue that can only be healed with large doses of awesome!
Actually, I’ll be picking it up in 8 hours. Then staying up all night to play it and stay home tomorrow to play it.
If you want a good excuse, just flat out tell them why you want to stay home.
Drink a lot of mt dew and eat tons of Doritos. Then trust me there will be no faking sick lol!
Dude… you want to get legit sick so you can stay home and play a video game? Talk about dedication.
Method 1
If you don’t want to go to school the next day, after dinner, and after everyone is asleep, sneak into your kitchen, grab some leftovers of what you ate for dinner, and take it to your room.
Once in there, chew your food about 20 times and slowly spit it on the floor by your bed.
Make sure you have a lot of leftovers because once this is chewed it is not as much as it seemed to be.
The next day if your mom/dad comes in to your room in the morning to wake you up, say you had just finally gotten to sleep because you had been feeling awful all night. They will then see your “vomit” and ask if you threw up.
Say you felt nauseous last night and went to the bathroom to try and throw up but nothing happened. A couple of hours later you found yourself throwing up by your bed.
Keep claiming you feel awful but don’t go overboard or they might suggest taking you to the doctor. Most likely, they will tell you to stay home today and relax with some Halo 4.
Method 2
Mix some pieces of bread and a little ketchup. Add some water and oatmeal,
Put it in a small plastic bag.
Walk up to your parents while hiding the bag.
Then go “owwww my stomach hurts.”
Then secretly put the bag up to your face and make gagging noises then spew the chow all over.
Method 3
get a bowl, then put ketchup, chew on some food and then spit it out on the bowl, then put some spit in it and put random food…after that, add water and then mix it all together…then pour the water out and put it in the toilet.
> Dude… you want to get legit sick so you can stay home and play a video game? Talk about dedication.
Its worth it for halo 4
Comes out in 8 hours here in Australia, can’t wait.