I’m so mad, everyone!
Halo 4 isn’t a “real” Halo game, because of the crap with loadouts, the killcam, no fan service, too much “Call of Duty” crap, and the BLEEPIN’ Boltshot and DMR! Halo 4 doesn’t count at all, especially considering it was made by 343 Industries, not Bungie, Inc.
However, I guess that means Halo Wars doesn’t count because it was made by Ensemble Studios as a Command & Conquer rip-off! So only Bungie, Inc. games count as Halo games!
Well wait, that’s not entirely true! Halo: Reach and Halo 3: ODST were crappy, money sucking spin-offs that never should have existed! Only the original trilogy counts!
Wait, actually, that’s not right either! The stupid Battle Rifle’s OP in Halo 3 and the lack of clans makes that game not count!
Wait, Halo 2 doesn’t count because of too many glitches being taken advantage of and its campaign was too long and stupid, so it wasn’t NEARLY as good as Halo: Combat Evolved!
Wait, Halo: CE doesn’t count as a Halo game because there’s no clans, No Xbox Live and the Magnum’s OP’d, plus Warthogs were glitched to them being invincible!
There is NO real Halo game, then!
…seriously, all I hear on the forums. People, instead of whining about what we don’t have, let’s be happy for what we DO have!
-Ryan