Halo 4 and 2012

The winter solstice 2012 will mark the day when H4 ends up being worse than Reach, there will be mass hysteria and riots, we will kill everyone we know in a fit of rage induced psychosis, burn everything we know and love and then commit suicide resulting in the world economy to crash, food and water shortages around the world and eventually the end of Earth as we know it.

While H4 will be coming out in fall, the full outbreak and destruction of the world will not occur until Winter.

No need to thank my unimaginable genius for figuring this out though, thank the Mayans for being sorcerers and God for being a troll.

Inb4lock.

> The winter solstice 2012 will mark the day when H4 ends up being worse than Reach, there will be mass hysteria and riots, we will kill everyone we know in a fit of rage induced psychosis, burn everything we know and love and then commit suicide resulting in the world economy to crash, food and water shortages around the world and eventually the end of Earth as we know it.
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> While H4 will be coming out in fall, the full outbreak and destruction of the world will not occur until Winter.
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> No need to thank my unimaginable genius for figuring this out though, thank the Mayans for being sorcerers and God for being a troll.
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> Inb4lock.

of course H4 will be worse than reach because reach is the best!

Thats not what is going to happen though, nerds dont really have the capacity to riot and kill because that requires running, jumping, and operating firearms in real life.

China will emp america and everyone will die except people in texas because you know we have 870s.

Except Halo 4 will be awesome.

Those damn Mayan’s, if Halo 4 is amazing and true to what Halo is then ill be happy as -Yoink-! but if it disappoint’s me as much as Reach did (which is a lot!) then i could not care less if the world end’s, hopefully it’s something fun like an alien invasion so i can crack some skull’s or maybe a nuclear fallout since Fallout 3 and NV has taught me how to survive, hopefully nothing boring like bad weather or the asteroid cliche!

If the world’s gonna end, let it be fun!

> Those damn Mayan’s, if Halo 4 is amazing and true to what Halo is then ill be happy as -Yoink!-! <mark>but if it disappoint’s me as much as Reach did (which is a lot!) then i could not care less if the world end’s</mark>

I lol’d, you dont care if the world ends because a game is bad? So its safe to say Halo 4 (a game that is still in dev.) is literally your life.

> hopefully it’s something fun like <mark>an alien invasion</mark> so i can crack some skull’s or maybe a <mark>nuclear fallout since Fallout 3 and NV</mark> has taught me how to survive, hopefully nothing boring like bad weather or the asteroid cliche!
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> If the world’s gonna end, let it be fun!

wut.

  1. if aliens could harness the power of extra-solar travel, they wouldnt “invade” earth, they would launch an anti-matter bomb at earth and destroy the atmoshpere, or the planet itself.

  2. my god I cant elaborate enough on how much of a foolish man you are.

  • how many people from 2077 did you see in F3 (2278) or FNV (2281)?
  • do you know what the nuetron bomb is? do you know how it works?
  • do you think people would “survive” nuclear war?
  • lets say by some magic you are reincarnated by the time the radiation dies down (in real life not 2278, prob about 7500AD), and the world was some sort of “fallout” scenario, you would get loaded up with buckshot so fast, dont forget, you cant revert to last save in real life.
  • also, the best bet you have is a “without rule of law” scenario, (US powergrid goes out, small nuclear exchange, poleshift), in such a scenario there would be chaos in the streets, in which case 99.9% of members on this site would die because:
  1. yall are fat nerds
  2. yall dont have 870s

> > The winter solstice 2012 will mark the day when H4 ends up being worse than Reach, there will be mass hysteria and riots, we will kill everyone we know in a fit of rage induced psychosis, burn everything we know and love and then commit suicide resulting in the world economy to crash, food and water shortages around the world and eventually the end of Earth as we know it.
> >
> > While H4 will be coming out in fall, the full outbreak and destruction of the world will not occur until Winter.
> >
> > No need to thank my unimaginable genius for figuring this out though, thank the Mayans for being sorcerers and God for being a troll.
> >
> > Inb4lock.
>
> of course H4 will be worse than reach because reach is the best!
>
> Thats not what is going to happen though, nerds dont really have the capacity to riot and kill because that requires running, jumping, and operating firearms in real life.
>
> China will emp america and everyone will die except people in texas because you know we have 870s.

We don’t have to move to kill everyone we can just invent neurotoxins in our grandmas basements and release by attaching cartridges to our plethoras of stray cats and letting run free into the world.

> > The winter solstice 2012 will mark the day when H4 ends up being worse than Reach, there will be mass hysteria and riots, we will kill everyone we know in a fit of rage induced psychosis, burn everything we know and love and then commit suicide resulting in the world economy to crash, food and water shortages around the world and eventually the end of Earth as we know it.
> >
> > While H4 will be coming out in fall, the full outbreak and destruction of the world will not occur until Winter.
> >
> > No need to thank my unimaginable genius for figuring this out though, thank the Mayans for being sorcerers and God for being a troll.
> >
> > Inb4lock.
>
> of course H4 will be worse than reach because reach is the best!
>
> Thats not what is going to happen though, nerds dont really have the capacity to riot and kill because that requires running, jumping, and operating firearms in real life.
>
> China will emp america and everyone will die except people in texas because you know we have 870s.

You mad, bro?

Halo 4 will be the best Xbox 360 game for me, love the graphics, love the return of the BR, love the Spartan IV, love the Masterchief, love the maps and everything else.
Only Halo 5 will beat it. The new Xbox will feature 6 times better graphics(confirmed), better processors(hopefully?) and everything else is going to be improved. The Halo franschise is in good hands and it is secured now.

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429410_10151386156100441_645540440_23403023_1100412689_n.jpg

let’s see who catches the oddity first lol.

> No need to thank my unimaginable genius for figuring this out though, thank the Mayans for being sorcerers and God for being a troll.

LMAO!! Thanks Matt! I needed a good laugh this afternoon!

I love your essay posts and your amusing posts.

> > > The winter solstice 2012 will mark the day when H4 ends up being worse than Reach, there will be mass hysteria and riots, we will kill everyone we know in a fit of rage induced psychosis, burn everything we know and love and then commit suicide resulting in the world economy to crash, food and water shortages around the world and eventually the end of Earth as we know it.
> > >
> > > While H4 will be coming out in fall, the full outbreak and destruction of the world will not occur until Winter.
> > >
> > > No need to thank my unimaginable genius for figuring this out though, thank the Mayans for being sorcerers and God for being a troll.
> > >
> > > Inb4lock.
> >
> > of course H4 will be worse than reach because reach is the best!
> >
> > Thats not what is going to happen though, nerds dont really have the capacity to riot and kill because that requires running, jumping, and operating firearms in real life.
> >
> > China will emp america and everyone will die except people in texas because you know we have 870s.
>
> We don’t have to move to kill everyone we can just invent neurotoxins in our grandmas basements and release by attaching cartridges to our plethoras of stray cats and letting run free into the world.

I am fine with this as long as my fiancee doesn’t see those cats as she will probably want to take them in(crazy cat lady).

I plan on building turrets around my future house and a moat with an awesome drawbridge. Then, if all else fails. I will lock my armour repeatedly to survive :stuck_out_tongue:

> http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429410_10151386156100441_645540440_23403023_1100412689_n.jpg
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> let’s see who catches the oddity first lol.

Been there, seen that. But honestly I find it hard to believe that the Mayan’s, who had more astrological knowledge than we did up until the last century, didn’t know about leap year. Not to say that the world is going to end or anything, but I really don’t think that Leap Year thing is true.

If you want the world to end it has to be a zombie apocalypse