Listen up marines! It’s been almost 6 years, you need a debriefing!
Operation: I would’ve been your daddy
You will start by playing Halo: CE or Anniversary on Legendary on October 29th, 2012 at 15:00!
This will enhance your classic fundamental skills in killin’ covie -Yoinks!-!
Operation: I know what the ladies like
Upon completion of Operation: I would’ve been your daddy, you will begin Halo 2 on the Legendary difficulty at whenever the hell your sorry -Yoink- completes the first Op!
This will give you the knowledge necessary to get your Battle Rifle marksmanship up to par you washed up sorry son of a -Yoink-!
Operation: Finish the Fight
After Operation: I know what the ladies like, you will begin Halo 3 on Legendary at whenever the hell your slow -Yoink- completes the first two Ops!
This Operation will address your short term memory so when you go into Halo 4, you will know what the hell is going on!
This is all the information you’ll need to kick the hell out whatever sorry son of a -Yoink- that crosses your path in Halo 4!
It is permitted to work with another Spartan or 3 when attempting these operations however DO NOT SKIP THE CUTSCENES YOU ADHD PIECE OF -Yoink-!
In the months leading up to a big release, I don’t play any games whatsoever. It’s the equivalent of starving yourself for a few days, then cooking up a steak. Tastes so, so much better.
> Listen up marines! It’s been almost 6 years, you need a debriefing!
>
> Operation: I would’ve been your daddy
>
> You will start by playing Halo: CE or Anniversary on Legendary on October 29th, 2012 at 15:00!
>
> This will enhance your classic fundamental skills in killin’ covie -Yoinks!-!
>
> Operation: I know what the ladies like
>
> Upon completion of Operation: I would’ve been your daddy, you will begin Halo 2 on the Legendary difficulty at whenever the hell your sorry -Yoink!- completes the first Op!
>
> This will give you the knowledge necessary to get your Battle Rifle marksmanship up to par you washed up sorry son of a -Yoink!-!
>
> Operation: Finish the Fight
>
> After Operation: I know what the ladies like, you will begin Halo 3 on Legendary at whenever the hell your slow -Yoink!- completes the first two Ops!
>
> This Operation will address your short term memory so when you go into Halo 4, you will know what the hell is going on!
>
>
> This is all the information you’ll need to kick the hell out whatever sorry son of a -Yoink!- that crosses your path in Halo 4!
>
> It is permitted to work with another Spartan or 3 when attempting these operations however DO NOT SKIP THE CUTSCENES YOU ADHD PIECE OF Yoink!!
>
> - Johnson out.
> Listen up marines! It’s been almost 6 years, you need a debriefing!
>
> Operation: I would’ve been your daddy
>
> You will start by playing Halo: CE or Anniversary on Legendary on October 29th, 2012 at 15:00!
>
> This will enhance your classic fundamental skills in killin’ covie -Yoinks!-!
>
> Operation: I know what the ladies like
>
> Upon completion of Operation: I would’ve been your daddy, you will begin Halo 2 on the Legendary difficulty at whenever the hell your sorry -Yoink!- completes the first Op!
>
> This will give you the knowledge necessary to get your Battle Rifle marksmanship up to par you washed up sorry son of a -Yoink!-!
>
> Operation: Finish the Fight
>
> After Operation: I know what the ladies like, you will begin Halo 3 on Legendary at whenever the hell your slow -Yoink!- completes the first two Ops!
>
> This Operation will address your short term memory so when you go into Halo 4, you will know what the hell is going on!
>
>
> This is all the information you’ll need to kick the hell out whatever sorry son of a -Yoink!- that crosses your path in Halo 4!
>
> It is permitted to work with another Spartan or 3 when attempting these operations however DO NOT SKIP THE CUTSCENES YOU ADHD PIECE OF Yoink!!
>
> - Johnson out.
> Not a bad Idea I’ve tried to systematically play through halo games before the release of a new game but it never panned out.
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> Halo 2 on legendary is so damn hard -…- it feels like a chore to complete, I wonder if anyones beat it without the noob combo?
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> PS. I like the October 29th Halo Anniversary date, since that is oddly enough my Birthday.
Halo 2 without the noob combo is the equivalent of jumping on broken glass instead of walking, you’re just torturing yourself. I’ve personally done it a few times on Legendary, it’s not impossible in any way, just takes a lot of time. The last time I completed it, I got stuck for months because I lost my interest after getting a really, really bad checkpoint. But, I eventually continued it and got through. Halo 2 is actually the only game in the series that I still consider a challenge on Legendary.
I will do this playthrough of all Halo games excluding Wars (I’m not that good with RTS). I most likely start it in the late summer and hopefully, make it through before the release of Halo 4. On the other hand, I might even get excited, start it soon and do it twice. Playing through the campaigns is always fun.
If you really want, you can play through twice, Once on Heroic to grasp the story and then on Legendary for the challenge! But don’t pull any of that easy-normal difficulty you weak -Yoink-!
I’ll be re-reading most of the novels for the second time, and the third forerunner novel will not be out, but still–how cool is that going to be! So far I’m only on the second Forerunner novel but already halfway through. I’m trying not to go through it all too fast so there’s not much of a gap before H4 comes out.
I’ll play Halo Wars, Reach, CE, 2, 3 then ODST in that order.
> I’m doing this.
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> I’ll be re-reading most of the novels for the second time, and the third forerunner novel will not be out, but still–how cool is that going to be! So far I’m only on the second Forerunner novel but already halfway through. I’m trying not to go through it all too fast so there’s not much of a gap before H4 comes out.
I’m at the same point in the novel. “Thursday War” comes out October 2nd, 2012.
