I like how you didn’t get the board prompt until you were crouched and the tank was driving over you.
I can’t even make up hyperbole that bad.
That sort of thing happens to me all the time, except I usually die within 3 seconds of getting next to the tank. It’s like some tanks are coated in some kind of anti-boarding solution.
The tank puts the lotion on its skin.
Literally I have been tapped by back of a tank and die instantly
apparently you are supposed to crouch when approaching near the wild tank.