I have a GUNGNIR code to give away to one lucky person.
All you have to do it post a funny joke. I also have FOTUS Armor but I won’t give that away so easily.
If yr joke is nasty PM me it.
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Click me to see the FOTUS armor.
Post your funny jokes here.
They can be typed out, videos or memes and even just odd pictures.
Orange, green and white. Another thread getting locked tonight.
Uh, here it goes…
Saw a picture the other day, one of those “quotes with a couple interacting” pictures you always see on FB… Except this one was a parody. It read:
“Sacrificing your boyfriend to satan and using his skull as a cereal bowl.”
I laughed pretty hard…
What did the cow say when the farmer milked it? Moo.
What do cows and grass have in common? They both say “Moo.” Except for grass.
What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.
What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
What’s wet and slippery? A wet slipper.
you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish!
> Uh, here it goes…
>
> Saw a picture the other day, one of those “quotes with a couple interacting” pictures you always see on FB… Except this one was a parody. It read:
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> “Sacrificing your boyfriend to satan and using his skull as a cereal bowl.”
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> I laughed pretty hard…
Lol wut? Good but currently in second.
Halo 4
> you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish!
Rofl LOL. That was a ripper.
“Halo 3 was the best Halo game ever.”
The biggest joke is gungnir armor.
No thanks!
> Halo 4
ZOMG, I seriously was thinking somebody would say that. 10 points to you sir. Good one.
> “Halo 3 was the best Halo game ever.”
But that isn’t funny sir, it is the truth.
> > “Halo 3 was the best Halo game ever.”
>
> But that isn’t funny sir, it is the truth.
Exactly?
Hi
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
> Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
The humor in this is that he forgot to keep his halo themed rip off going through-out the telling of the joke.
/Sarcasm
