grunt sayings

Everybody loves grunts and the amazing things that come out of they’re mouths. . . So lets start a discussion listing all the funny things they’ve said. Also mention what game this quote came from if you can remember.

“Please Enjoy my bright blue balls” (Halo ODST)

My favorite Grunt quote from Reach was- Oh wait, they can’t talk in Reach.

Bring back talking enemies in Halo 4!

My favorite is probably the whole Flipyap incident in Halo 3.

> My favorite Grunt quote from Reach was- Oh wait, they can’t talk in Reach

Yes, sadly. Reach was the first Halo game I ordered from the UK (I’m from Austria) so I could enjoy the funny one-liners in English instead of German. And then they speak neither but their own language. :’(

“Me have bad feeling about this.”

“You always have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!”

Eat my BRIGHT. BLUE. BALLS!
Blam

Best suicide grunt line ever

> My favorite Grunt quote from Reach was- Oh wait, they can’t talk in Reach.
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> Bring back talking enemies in Halo 4!
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> My favorite is probably the whole Flipyap incident in Halo 3.

Well in Reach we didnt have the technology to understand the covenant yet.

You killed Poonflip, the flippiest Poon I ever knew.

Well this sucks. I’m going north!

> > My favorite Grunt quote from Reach was- Oh wait, they can’t talk in Reach.
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> > Bring back talking enemies in Halo 4!
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> > My favorite is probably the whole Flipyap incident in Halo 3.
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> Well in Reach we didnt have the technology to understand the covenant yet.

So they developed the technology on the trip from Reach to the first Halo array?

> > > My favorite Grunt quote from Reach was- Oh wait, they can’t talk in Reach.
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> > > Bring back talking enemies in Halo 4!
> > >
> > >
> > > My favorite is probably the whole Flipyap incident in Halo 3.
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> > Well in Reach we didnt have the technology to understand the covenant yet.
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> So they developed the technology on the trip from Reach to the first Halo array?

no. in halo ce they didn’t speak english either, but yes they did learn it on the journey what else do they do on their long space journeys?

> > > > My favorite Grunt quote from Reach was- Oh wait, they can’t talk in Reach.
> > > >
> > > > Bring back talking enemies in Halo 4!
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> > > >
> > > > My favorite is probably the whole Flipyap incident in Halo 3.
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> > > Well in Reach we didnt have the technology to understand the covenant yet.
> >
> > So they developed the technology on the trip from Reach to the first Halo array?
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> no. in halo ce they didn’t speak english either, but yes they did learn it on the journey what else do they do on their long space journeys?

Well Grunts in CE spoke fluent English and this topic is about Grunt sayings.

herewtic

Halo 3 with IWHBYD Skull on

" You know, at this point, if the demon gets us, and rips out our little skulls, and…and takes off our backpacks, and then humps us with his big… demony… butt!

…we deserve it "

Literally had me laughing for a while

> Halo 3 with IWHBYD Skull on
>
> " You know, at this point, if the demon gets us, and rips out our little skulls, and…and takes off our backpacks, and then humps us with his big… demony… butt!
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> …we deserve it "
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> Literally had me laughing for a while

That is definitely THE best thing Grunts ever said. First time I heard it, I almost wet myself. ^^

> > Halo 3 with IWHBYD Skull on
> >
> > " You know, at this point, if the demon gets us, and rips out our little skulls, and…and takes off our backpacks, and then humps us with his big… demony… butt!
> >
> > …we deserve it "
> >
> > Literally had me laughing for a while
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> That is definitely THE best thing Grunts ever said. First time I heard it, I almost wet myself. ^^

never heard that one before.

there were so many it is hard to choose so here is a random one

“hey demon the jerk store called and their all out of you poor you stolen at the age of six and constripted into the I military. listen if you let me live I have the fist of rukt” can’t remember what he says afterwards but it was funny to hear

mine is on halo 2 on the level with the hertic leader and you meet the flood .

grunt 1:i have a bad feeling about this

grunt 2: you have bad feelings about everything…you had bad feeling about food nipple

[After being stuck in Halo 2]
“Not AGAIN!”

“Oh my, we’re saved! Thank you Arbiter!”

  • two Grunts stare at Jackal
    “Say thank you!”
  • Jackal is silent
    “stupid Jackal…”

i almost forgot about that one

Best one I ever heard was from a grunt in either Halo 2 or 3…

“The imp is down! I -Yoink- in his helmet, and peed in his mouth!”

I do not lie.

Grim