If alter the lyrics to a Xmas song it’s sung the the tune of
“Grandma Got Run Over”
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A WARTHOG
Grandma got run over by a Warthog
Sprinting home for our base Christmas eve
You can say there’s no such things as Warthogs
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
She’d been hiding with their flag
And we’d begged her not to go
But she’d left safety of her cover
So she sprinted straight out across the map
When they found her moments later
At the scene of the attack
There were bullet in her foreheads
And incriminating tyre marks on her back
Grandma got run over by a Warthog
Sprinting home for our base Christmas eve
You can say there’s no such things as Warthogs
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
I’ve warned all my friends and team mates
Better watch out for yourselves
They should carry the flag out in the open
when there’s sniper and a Warthog on the map
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What do you think of it ?
