Got my pre-order at Game-Stoppage

Games Other Halo
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I was like, “Aw yeah, girl: get yo’ GoW out muh face!”

Now I have two months to find something black and understated to wear for the grunt funeral. They gonna have explode-y heads!

It’ll be okay though: Halo’s a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything.

I don’t really care about the avatar get-up though. I wear my armor… on the INSIDE.

Pew! Pew pew!

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What the heck am I reading?

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> What the heck am I reading?

  1. GoW: a popular franchise, or, that which the lady thought I was there to buy the latest installment of.

  2. Grunt Funeral: it is a new skull available through pre-order. It makes the grunts “explode-y,” that is, guaranteed to explode when killed.

  3. Wearing armor “on the inside”: a subtle way to explain that avatar armor doesn’t matter. Saying that I wear armor “on the inside” means I’ve internalized Master Chief. When I play that game, I will actually BE Master Chief, through and through. I’m gargling road salt to get the voice right.

  4. Pew-pew: that’s the sound a gun makes when you shoot it. In this context, it is a celebratory gesture.

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Oops. I forgot. Also this: