Gosh I love this community sometimes xD

And not for the reasons you’d expect =P I have a story to tell all you peeps for kicks and giggles, just to lighten the mood a bit xD

I just got done with a game of Shatter. Our team managed to pull ahead for a victory after an intense battle where the lead switched several times. For the first 500 points or so, I had the privilege of being in a Mantis. Very beginning of the game I go and grab it (Wheelman and Gunner make me a wannabe tank) and go to town. Now, this guy was not pleased at me getting “his” Mantis. So for the time I had it, he was chucking nades at me, shooting me with his gun, and trying to ram my Mantis with a Ghost. Total troll, right?

Well he was pretty funny xD I was quite entertained at someone having such a childish fit over a vehicle. So I ignored him, and attempted to stomp him a couple of times for giggles.

Well I finally died after achieving a running riot (my team pissed them off enough where the entire opposite team bum-rushed our position) and promptly respawned. Well the first thing that happened was I got ran over by a Ghost by what I guess was my biggest fan’s (troll’s) friend. I got the option to boot him, so I did =P First boot of Halo 4.

Well this made my original fan very unhappy, so for the rest of the game he tried to run me over with a Ghost as well and got me killed a couple of times because he lowered my shields while I was in battle with the enemy.

Game ends. I went 20/6, my troll went 2/11.

Wanna know what he sent me after the game?

“nooob -Yoink- -Yoink- u blow go play cod”

xDDDD I could not stop laughing. I haven’t bothered replying since I’m a well-behaved girl and would probably send a very unladylike message back, but I thought I’d share with you all!

Anyone else have some entertaining encounters with these silly trolls of the community?

Did you message the troll back?

> Did you message the troll back?

No sir, because I try to be well-behaved and polite with people I don’t know, and if I sent a message back it would most likely be unladylike :3

It’s the internet, we’re all very adult and decent persons, until it comes to interacting with other people

I can’t tell you the amount of “OMFG SPRAY NOOB” messages I used to get back when I was maxing out my AR commendation.

Always love receiving hate mail.

> > Did you message the troll back?
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> No sir, because I try to be well-behaved and polite with people I don’t know, and if I sent a message back it would most likely be unladylike :3

inb4Yer a gurl?! :ooooo

I haven’t had the privilege of encountering individuals such as the one in your OP. But kudos for being the maturer party.

The person you just called out is actually better than you at Halo.

On Exile i get the tank and i am unstopable i get all the way to a rampage! Well 2 people on my team don’t like that i am killing everything that moves so they hop onto the tank’s gun so if i shoot i betray. So like the responsible person i am i just drive straight into enemy territory and they get killed and i get 5 more kills so i had 25 kills and 0 deaths, then they get they gauss hog and blow me up sadly! but i went 32/1 that game and they went 2/23 they sent me hateful messages but idc it was funny. Ah little noobs :smiley:

> The person you just called out is actually is better than you at Halo.

I don’t care who’s better, I care about having fun xD However for someone with such an apparent ego, I expected a better k/d from him in that particular game, thus why I found the message entertaining

XD sounds fun.

Trolls be trollin’.

There no way to avoid it, and it makes me lol.

Well, thats what happens when you steal people’s Mantises (Manti?). He clearly had his name on it.

> Well, thats what happens when you steal people’s Mantises (Manti?). He clearly had his name on it.

Maybe I should apologize to him instead; it’s just so darn hard to see sharpie on metal =O

It’s even funnier when they get themselves killed while trying to get you killed.

I got a voice message once from a female player’s “husband” saying that I should stop doing [something] because “[he] really loves to cuuuuddlllle!”

I forget the exact context, but it cracked me up.

I had lots of great encounters in Reach lol, more than Halo 4. The entire lobby was full of little kids and some of them intentionally betrayed me. I kicked out a few, and the rest of the team tried to kill me because I booted their friends. Then, using my awesome jetpack and a Mongoose, I caused my teammates to commit suicide by driving them off a cliff. By the very end of the game, I had booted everyone but two other players on my team. And we had won against the opposing team lol.

I also love it when your teammate is trying to lower your shields and a Ghost is right behind him, he gets splattered but you manage to dodge the boosting Ghost by jumping over it!

> The person you just called out is actually better than you at Halo.

And yet clearly Mina was the contributor in that game.

That tells you something, doesn’t it?

I would like to play a game of BTB of 8v8, not 9v7.

It’s great that you were able to keep your cool and find humor in the situation. I probably would have had a less mature response :wink:

Welcome to the Internet world!

It’s funny when they rage about meaningless things.

> It’s great that you were able to keep your cool and find humor in the situation. I probably would have had a less mature response :wink:

I won’t lie, I wanted to send him a message back saying “Thanks for the laugh =D”

> > It’s great that you were able to keep your cool and find humor in the situation. I probably would have had a less mature response :wink:
>
> I won’t lie, I wanted to send him a message back saying “Thanks for the laugh =D”

OMG, so naughty.