In halo, we have always teabagged or have been teabagged by other players…
Contrary to what sensitive people may think, teabagging is just a way to express
your ownage over the enemy, similar to saying “in your face!”
It is a good thing, because it incites competition, many times we have become drawn into -Yoink!- wars with a single enemy player, constantly going after them just to -Yoink!- them last before the match ends before they do it to you…this made healthy and fun competition…
Let me tell you a few famous -Yoink!- varieties…
The relief -Yoink!-: When you get into a difficult fight with the enemy and come very close to death, after killing the opponent after near defeat you feel a huge sense of victory which can only be expressed properly by teabagging your killed enemy.
The group -Yoink!-: after you and your teammates kill multiple enemies at one time, you quickly stand in the center of the enemies bodies and quickly execute a ‘group’ -Yoink!- over all enemies at once.
The vehicle -Yoink!-: After using a vehicle to splatter an enemy, the player quickly jumps out of the vehicle and rushes to -Yoink!- the fallen enemy.
The chase -Yoink!-: After killing an enemy in such a way that their body flies for a short distance, the player chases the dead enemy and attempts to -Yoink!- the rogue body.
The rebound -Yoink!-: After killing an enemy and teabagging him, you are killed by the enemies friends, thus ending your teabagging session, this mainly happens with a sniper rifle.
The tank-bag: After killing a wraith or scorpion, the player jumps upon the burning vehicle and commences a teabagging sesh.
The aggressive -Yoink!-: After killing an enemy, the player teabags the enemy while simultaneously whacking him with the butt of his weapon, this is the most aggressive form of -Yoink!-.
The rapid -Yoink!-: While teabagging the enemy, the player teabags so fast that they appear to be vibrating and glitching.
the careless bag: the player teabags an enemy while not standing even close to his enemies body, also considered as a fail-bag.
10: the tender -Yoink!-: the player teabags the enemy very slowly, to make sure all the glory is captured.
the determination -Yoink!-: The player teabags an enemy despite being under heavy fire, he usually teabags until being killed by the enemy.
But now this tradition is over…due to the introduction of kill cams, we will no longer be able to -Yoink!- our opponents due to the fact we wont be able to view our bodies after death…a tradition of over a decade…gone
Don’t worry you can in fact skip the killcam and go to the original death cam (from the gameplay I have seen anyways) so tea-bagging isn’t dead also if you were sneaking up on a sniper you could tea-bag then assasinate him for what I shall call the “ninja tea-bag” lol
> Don’t worry you can in fact skip the killcam and fo to the original death cam (from the gameplay I have seen anyways) so tea-bagging isn’t dead also if you were sneaking up on a sniper you could tea-bag then assinate him for what I shall call the “ninja tea-bag” lol
Kill an opponent. -Yoink!- him and keep doing so until he comes back and sees you still teabagging his body. Then kill him again and -Yoink!- the fresh corpse.
RIP -Yoink!-. You will be missed.
Also, lol at the people who get butthurt over teabagging.
