Good Vibes Post – Halo Quotes That Describe the Current State of Infinite (Sept. 1, 2022)

Since we’re all down in the dumps about the new update, I figured we could just meme about the current situation through Halo’s best quotes.

I’ve already made a few:

“Don’t make a fanbase a promise if you know you can’t keep it.”
~ The fans after 343 cancels Co-op Campaign

“[Insert Gamer Tag], the Devs have betrayed us.”
~ Learning that Season 3 will be delayed again.

“Is it true?”
“More or less. Technically, this game’s plan has a maximum effective time frame of ten light years. But, once the others follow suit, this player base will be quite devoid of fans, or at least any fans with sufficient money to sustain the live-service model.”
~ 343 telling the fanbase straight up that Halo is doomed while forgetting what a “light year” is


Share your fun quotes below, and let’s all wallow in misery together!

“I don’t keep it loaded, son. You’ll have to find content as you go.”

-343 finally releasing Forge to content starved fans

"Every other Halo fan, every content creator; when they hear about this, they’re gonna hate us.“

-343 mentally preparing themselves before the September 1st roadmap update.

“Our Developers are false! Open your eyes, my brothers! They would use the faith of our forefathers to bring ruin to us all! Halo Infinite is a-”

~ [INSERT CONTENT CREATOR] trying to tell us that Halo is a lie before being cancelled