or maybe this one; A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ‘‘Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!’’ The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ‘‘The driver just insulted me!’’ The man says: ‘‘You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.’’
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It’s not that I have a problem with killing innocent,unborn babies. It’s giving a woman a choice that I have a problem with.
really man? i’m stuck at 70, played the game on the 21st, and bought the standard edition. Do a man a solid who actually will use it to its fullest. Please.
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> > really man? i’m stuck at 70, played the game on the 21st, and bought the standard edition. Do a man a solid who actually will use it to its fullest. Please.
>
> if i win you can have it
Likewise.
I already have my code, but I’m always down for some jokes.
> > really man? i’m stuck at 70, played the game on the 21st, and bought the standard edition. Do a man a solid who actually will use it to its fullest. Please.
>
> if i win you can have it
Respect.
Hey, you know the rules, now play the damn game, have fun with it even. joke us
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> Well, as ive been level 70 for the past 3 weeks and have nearly 9000 kills, I think if anyone is going to make use of the code it will be me
>
> That goes for anyone hiding a code, common US players, chuck us a code. We play the same game and like it enough(dispite it faults) to stick around
>
> I will not rest till I can finally unlock all my Specs
come on don’t beg for the code, man. tell us a joke.
Who are the most decent people in a hospital?
…
the ultra — sound people 
edit:
and if the ultradound aren’t there, you always got hip – replacement people 
but for the sake of the rules of this competition
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks.
“I’m going down to give blood.”
“How much do you get paid for giving blood?”
“About $20.”
“Wow,” says the man, “I’m going up to donate -Yoink!-, and the -Yoink!- bank pays $100.” The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
“Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?”
“-Yoink!- bank,” she says with her mouth full.
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A last one in case you’re one of the nasty kind:
-Yoink!- with one’s own sister is like non-alcoholic beer:
It tastes right, but it IS wrong.
> Okay ill tell you a joke.
>
> There was once a company called 343 who thought it would be a great idea to treat thier customers unfairly by giving certain countries benefits over others
>
> One of these people called Garth who went by the GT of Urban was upset by this idea, but played on none the less because of a love for the franchise
>
> One day, a man offered a Spec Code to whomever could make him giggle like a schoolgirl, but Urban was unwilling to play this little game. So, he loaded up Regicide and decided to abuse the Boltshot by camping his -Yoink!- off and trolling people into a rage, he then proceeded to rob peoples ordinance and stand in the way of Snipers zooms so they couldnt get a shot off
>
> He wrapped up his day by Plasma punching DMR users in the face
do you really expect anything for not playing along?
Thx to this communitys generocity I now already have a code, so I exclude myself out of this game
Good Luck to the rest, I hope all of you will get a code by time 
> A last one in case you’re one of the nasty kind:
>
> -Yoink!- with one’s own sister is like non-alcoholic beer:
>
> It tastes right, but it IS wrong.
>
>
I refreshed the post, saw it had 2 pages. Went to the second page and found this, only you said you already had a code. This probably would have won, as I actually laughed out loud about it. But, since you already have a code—
THE GAME IS STILL ON!
I used to have my hands on a spec code like u, than i took a 343 in the knee.
First off I would like to say that I have been stuck at 70 for weeks and I am desperate.
That being said:
<mark>Why are there no Mexicans in Halo?</mark>
<mark>They don’t work in the future either.</mark>
Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft
-and-
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.
“how do you know the cat was dead?” she asked
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move” answered the child innocently.
“You did WHAT?!?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”