Ever since Sept 14th 2010 there’s been something that’s constantly been -Yoink!- me off to the point of no return about Halo: Reach.
At first I was like “Sweet! New Halo game!” then I played the story. Story sucked, then I played the multiplayer. Even worse.
343, if you have any love for any gamer out there, casual or competitive, put some kind of ranking system in Halo 4 that does not suck.
I’ve quit out of three games today. Yes, that’s right. I’m a quitter. Big deal, get over it.
I’ve quit out of these games because of this horribly broke system that Reach uses for a ranking system. I am currently an Eclipse and in about 6k I will be a Nova. That’s the first thing wrong with this damn game. I suck at Halo. I am going to admit that I’m not fantastic at the game, but I can do pretty well sometimes. I cannot get past 30 in Halo 3. I am currently stuck on 27 and I have been for three years.
Meaning that until I improve my game, I cannot progress in the ranks. Within three weeks of playing Halo: Reach I was past General grade 3, or whatever these ranks are, meaning I passed the highest rank Halo 3 had to offer in three weeks.
My main point here is that I quit three games today. I quit because ONCE AGAIN. My Teammates suck. Take a look at this video.
It is not humanly possible for someone with a rank like mine to be this bad at shooting a turret in a warthog. I’m not saying I’m some kind of super MLG god but compared to this guy? There’s seriously no comparison.
Every single time I get paired up with these people it makes me facepalm so -Yoink- hard that my brain literally breaks out of the back of my skull.
I cannot believe that Bungie, BUNGIE, one of the best game developers on the market under Microsoft’s supervision would release such a flawed system.
There’s a reason many people don’t like reach. Most reasons are similar, some different but at the end of the day Halo: Reach is an awful Halo game.
I was blinded by faith that Bungie was going to deliver that I purchased the Legendary Edition. If I could go back and change that you bet your -Yoink- I would. I’d probably rent this game because it really isn’t worth a purchase.
My current reasoning for keeping this trash are:
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I make machinima with it.
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I payed £100 for it.
Two reasons? Two -Yoink- reasons for keeping Reach? What is this? I’m serious.
I cannot believe this. I’ve tried so many times to love this game. I’ve tried SO hard to keep getting continuous enjoyment out of it. I’m trying to keep playing until Halo 4 comes out but at this point, if Reach is Halo’s future then why bother. If nothing is going to be changed for Halo 4, why bother parting with my hard earned cash?
343 you are a new developer, and your staff is really nice. You guys are pretty much the only thing keeping my faith in Halo together right now. I seriously hope you can deliver.
And now a personal plea from Teh Spearhead:
Keep Sage Merill away from Halo in future. He is officially the WORST multiplayer developer in history. Don’t believe me? Play Shadowrun. It’s exactly the same as Reach.
TL;DR:
Don’t put Reach’s crappy rank system in Halo 4.
Teammates are people.
Sage Merill is a -Yoink-.
Dear Mods,
I will gracefully accept a ban if you are forced to send one my way. I just had to get this out.
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