GetReqd is currently recruiting for elite warriors to join our company in battle. If you think you have what it takes to represent us in combat, continue reading. Otherwise, go home.
Our history is long and storied, and a tale of triumph and teabagging. However, I will not get into that today. Today, I wish to ask of you warriors a simple yet profound question. Will you “Sk33t or be Sk33t3d?”
We are looking for mature, rude, and overall terrible people to join our cause. N00bs need not inquire.
Our gaming sessions consist of outrageous -Yoink–talking to both the enemy and our teammates, gruesome vulgarities that make most of us cry, and most importantly, victory. If you can’t contribute to these three tenants, you need not inquire.
Mics required at all times. A sense of humor that can take it all is also required. If interested, simply reply to this post and you will be investigated.
If you are not interested, then get out and prepare to be sk33t3d in combat.
Our most active times are during the week in the early/late evening (EST) and all day most weekends.
Any question, feel free to reply to this post, and they will be answered promptly.
Sincerely yours,
MrFitzgibbons
Head of Recruiting - GetReqd