So on my usual dailyplay of Halo 5 multiplayer I meet this guy who seemed like he was having a bad day. And he decided to take it out on me by betraying me the whole match. (killing me as soon as enemy shoot) It was funny because he was trying so hard to kill only me unless I was dead then he would fight the other team or -Yoink!- me. After the match he send me a lot of sarcastic messages like “13:8 Nice!!!” (funny because all 7 deaths were from him finishing me off) and I gave him my usual 1 word replies that I use to throw off salty people (words like “nice” and “thank” and “wow”.) It work on him and he started to call me a “shame” and a “cod kid”. And I shut him down telling him he brought up my K/D, then he realized that he made a mistake after looking up my stats and realizing mine were better. He hasn’t replied to me since. gg sir thank
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> Such a exciting story!
thank
Why didn’t you boot him?
Nice.
He didn’t sound very funny to me, rather unpleasant in fact.
That guy is not someone I would want to play with
But the conclusion to your story is fairly funny
This guy one day started calling me a -Yoink- because I constantly dominated him in Warzone. My reply would always be I Love you. Try using that and see how confused they get. It will surely provide some LOLs… Also make sure at the end of saying I love you, sometimes throw in a smiley…this really drives the point home.
One time I played assault after it was introduced in an update. My team won 3-0 and I was the one who scored all the goals so I said “Yeah! I grabbed all the balls!” Widespread laughter followed.
In warzone this guy cornered me in the garage and I got sick of getting chased after so let him betray me and booted him and stole his stuff.
I don’t look at people’s K/D. I look at their win/loss ratio. I want to know if they’re going to play the game or just pad their stats. Are you going to die 12 times trying to score a point by running the flag or just camp on the map racking up kills? Because doing one of those things will help us win, the other will help you brag to a bunch of people who don’t care … remember, I care as much about your K/D as you care about mine.
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> One time I played assault after it was introduced in an update. My team won 3-0 and I was the one who scored all the goals so I said “Yeah! I grabbed all the balls!” Widespread laughter followed.
You talked right into that one.