Ok…so the other day i was in a party with some little kids the oldest probably 12. They started playing the H5 campaign and this one kid said that the story just kept getting better and better (I hope he meant the H5 story and not the Halo series). Then the littlest kid told the party (squeaker), “did you know that everyone in blue team is family, they are all brothers and sisters”…and i didnt know how to react…so i typed in the party chat bc i dont got a mic, “no they are not” and he responded by saying, “yes they are search it up”. The rest of the party belived him 
. What is halo becoming 
!!! LOL
That’s a good one. Last week, in WZ, we got triple capped and this kid says, we still have a chance by destroying their core. I almost spit out my diet coke laughing.
In situations like this, don’t respond. It’s better to wait and see it get better.
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> That’s a good one. Last week, in WZ, we got triple capped and this kid says, we still have a chance by destroying their core. I almost spit out my diet coke laughing.
“We still have a chance to destroy their core…” -Hahahahaha. Why is Palmer filling these kids heads with lies!!!
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> That’s a good one. Last week, in WZ, we got triple capped and this kid says, we still have a chance by destroying their core. I almost spit out my diet coke laughing.
Lmao 
One of the few reasons I don’t mute people that much anymore is to listen to the interesting stories that go on in chats…
Sometimes they’re just so unbelievably hilarious.
i simply despise children…glad i was never one…
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> One of the few reasons I don’t mute people that much anymore is to listen to the interesting stories that go on in chats…
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> Sometimes they’re just so unbelievably hilarious.
I once made a thread for people to post their stories.
I still laugh when I read through it.
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> That’s a good one. Last week, in WZ, we got triple capped and this kid says, we still have a chance by destroying their core. I almost spit out my diet coke laughing.
All of would have though is “Oooook palmer…” lol
I swapped into Game Chat a few nights ago on Escape from Arc. One player did indeed sound pretty young, and he was asking people if they’d spawn him a gungoose so he wouldn’t have to walk around everywhere. When no one did, he spawned mongeese (Who does that!??) and continued to do so throughout most of the match since walking places was apparently too slow. He seemed pretty excited by them to be honest, which was a bit unsettling to me.
edit Here’s the match it happened in. Said player’s the one with 3 kills and 23 deaths on blue team. I ended up dropping out when my company invited me to a game, so I didn’t get to see the conclusion myself.