Funniest halo 5 intel dialogue

Could someone post what they think is the funniest intel and its dialogue

Erase previous recording, begin new recording.
Clears throat
I saw you standing at your ship,
armored hand on armored hip.
Both my hearts began to pound,
so lovely was what i found.
I love your brightly shining armor,
human named “Commander Palmer.”
I wish that we—WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GRUNT?
WHA-WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!?
I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR ARMS!"

Mission 9