Don’t worry folks, we’re sneaking this one in before the Friday night buzzer so it TOTALLY counts. Last week’s captioned edition of the Great Prophet Stare-Off will be posted later this weekend so check back to see if you, ineeded, are all that and a bag of chips.
<mark>Edit!</mark> - The Great Stare-Off
This week, say hello to the little friend. Isn’t he adorable? C’mon. He just wants to say hello! So really. How do you resist a face like that?
Tell us what this lil’ guy is saying/thinking in the blank spaces below (so write his name? J/K.). If you have a screenshot you’d like to submit, please send it to one of the following: Me, Ka Five, or WulfwoodsSins. Seriously. Give us screenshots otherwise you’ll just get our bad ones week after week. I mean, not that we mind but yeah.
Got it? Got it? Good. On the count of three, comment! (That’s three and then comment, not comment on three, Ka Five.)
One…
Two…
Thr…-You ready?
…You sure you’re ready?
…Okay!
Three!
Go go go and see you next week!
“Does this helmet make me look fat?”
“Look at me. I’m Jul 'Mdama with a forerunner artifact and I don’t have to show it to anybody. I’m just going to push all the buttons.” ‘Door Opens’
peek a boo!
or
Its all fun and games until master chief shows up, then its hide and seek.
“I swear I’m not responsible for those marines!”
“Selfie!”
“I see you!”
“I didn’t do it.”
“It was like this when I got here.”
“Excuse me… Mr. Demon, Sir. Have you seen my friend Flipyap?.. or is it Yapflip?”
“That’s right you mothers! Run!”
“Na na na boo boo!”
“Shhhh. Me hunting hairwatics.”
“Olly olly oxen free!”
“Come with me if you want to live.”
So, is it the l8 l8 l8 edition now? 
Second submission:
"A bit late to the party, John? Everybody is already totally hammered. "
Demonic Voice “I WILL FEAST UPON YOUR SOUL MORTAL, MUCH LIKE THOSE WHO LIE BEFORE YOU; THEN I, FLAP YAP, SHALL BE THE TRUE DEMON!”
John opens fire to the face
High pitch voice “OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!”
John “Oh, sorry. That was supposed to be quick.”
Grunt, still High pitched, “I FEEL EVERYTHING!”
John fires again
Grunt, “OH THE PAIN, MAKE IT STOP!!”
John, “Im trying,”
John Switches to SAW, mauls the little bugger.
“…Ok Thel that sounds great, I look forward to seeing you at that totally real party you invited me to. (pretends to close a communication channel) Oh hey Demon how’s it going??”
“Are you the one selling the stuff?”
“psst…hey…human…wanna buy some food nipple?”
So um… sorry to interrupt, but when are last week’s results going up?
“Phew! Am I glad to see you! Come quick, Timmy got a plasma grenade stuck to his hand again!”
“Master Chief! You’re home early! Nothing’s going on in here!”
“Yeah… You’re going to want to stay out there for awhile…”
“You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la!”
“Catch me if you can!”
“And poking around that corner was the last thing little Billy ever did.”
“Chief, they’re all out of Vanilla.”
“Psst, Bungie. You know you screwed up after right?”
“So I’m just gonna wait here for 343 to fix MCC, that cool with you?”
Updated the OP with last week’s image. Sorry for it being super L8. I had a lot of stuff IRL crop up this week.
Keep up the good work guys! 
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> Updated the OP with last week’s image. Sorry for it being super L8. I had a lot of stuff IRL crop up this week.
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> Keep up the good work guys!
Ayy! I got quoted two weeks in a row! Im actually kind of good at this!
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> Ayy! I got quoted two weeks in a row! Im actually kind of good at this!
Good job! Let’s come up with a new medal for multiple ‘winners’ and call it a “Laugh Riot.”
