Friday Caption Fun 6

It’s caption time! Read the details, check out the picture, and provide your caption by posting a response in this thread. Easy peasy, right? Off you go!

Spartans don’t cry. At least they avoid the ones that do.

Why must I cry? Why must I cry? Why must I cryyyyyyyy?

Time out! I dropped my contact!

I’m too old for this s***!

F*** Close the blinds! Screen glare! Time out Time out!

Blue: I’m sneaking…! Sneak, sneak, sneak-ah-mah, sneak! Green: [face-palm]

Kahn: Kirk, did you call me?

GAH! STupid malfunctioning energy sword!

Green: -Yoink!- Blue, I said no cheats!
Blue: What? I’m insulted! I didn’t cheat!
Green: You’re telling me there wasn’t anything in that water you gave me? Riiiight. A**hole.
Blue: Cheating, competitive advantage. You’re so picky.

Aah…aaaahh…AAAAAAAAHHHH… CHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

> Aah…aaaahh…AAAAAAAAHHHH… CHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Dude, it’s on the visor. At least the green matches.

“I’ll cover my eyes and count to 10, you hide, and I’ll find you. Go! One one-thousand, two one-thousand…”
“You’re peeking!”
“No I’m not!”

As blue hides …

Green: I killed blue! Sniff Sniff, I know we said sword play only but when I found that plasma grenade I had to throw it at you…

Man I have a headache…

See I told you kids not to play swords. Now Johnny has lost an eye!!
ouch!!

Green: Are you teabagging red again?

Blue: Maaaaaybe

Green: “Damn, he is right around the corner isn’t he?”

Green: Why Jimmy, why did you leave me in this enchanted forest called Pixie Forest! WHY!!! Blue: Um, Joe I’m right here. Green: Even now I can hear your voice! Blue: Hey! Why are there mushroom stems around your feet!?

Too many margaritas last night!