Friday Caption Fun #5! (Fashionably Late Edition)

Greetings, Reclaimers! Welcome to the slightly-later-in-the-day-than-usual Friday Caption Fun!

Last week we featured the EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME sport of Banshee surfing, as Spartans took to the skies!

This weeks image, courtesy of Monsterbloch, features a couple of Spartans …, well, the rest is up to you.

As always, send a PM over to Ka Five , snickerdoodle, or yours truly if you’ve got a funny, strange, or goofy screenshot/clip to share!

Everybody in the lobby ready? You! YEAH YOU! Switch teams! Alrighty here we go!

Captioning begins in

5 doo

4 doo

3 doo

2 doo

1 DOOOO!

“Op, Op, Op, Op,
Oppan Spartan Style” ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

“Swanee
How I love ya, how I love ya
My dear ol’ Swanee” ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

“My Spartan-sense is tingling!”

“I need a weapon… pretty please with sugar on top!"

“Oh sure, when HE says ‘I need a weapon,’ it’s all like ‘Yes Sir Master Chief, right this way!’ blah blah blah.”

“That’s the story of my life — no respect. I don’t get no respect at all I tell ya."

" Pass the ball!!!"

Red Spartan “BEHOLD! GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS! BANG! BANG!”

Blue Spartan “…uh, you want a real gun, dude?”

Well I now I had the a ball min ago.

Red spartan: what the?! i just had the ball! where did it go?

blue spartan: Space magic!

Red
“but, how does that make you feel?”

Blue
“what!? shut up and get back in your cell”

Oddball > Battle Rifle


I believe in magic!


Joe Chief shot like ‘BANG’ ‘BANG’ ‘BANG’ from teh ship


“We’re here now. Get wepon n kill aliens fast.”-Joe Chief, Halo: Halos in Space

“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Macarena!”

"Come back to me, sweet love! I will never t-bag another woman again. "

Red: “Just throw me the baby.”

Blue: “Commence toss in 3…2…1…”

[Insert cheesy Scarface reference here]

“You think you can kill me with bullets?! I take your ******* bullets! Go ahead!”