Greetings, Reclaimers! Welcome to the slightly-later-in-the-day-than-usual Friday Caption Fun!
Last week we featured the EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME sport of Banshee surfing, as Spartans took to the skies!
This weeks image, courtesy of Monsterbloch, features a couple of Spartans …, well, the rest is up to you.
As always, send a PM over to Ka Five , snickerdoodle, or yours truly if you’ve got a funny, strange, or goofy screenshot/clip to share!
Everybody in the lobby ready? You! YEAH YOU! Switch teams! Alrighty here we go!
Captioning begins in
5 doo
4 doo
3 doo
2 doo
1 DOOOO!
“Op, Op, Op, Op,
Oppan Spartan Style” ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
“Swanee
How I love ya, how I love ya
My dear ol’ Swanee” ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
“My Spartan-sense is tingling!”
“I need a weapon… pretty please with sugar on top!"
“Oh sure, when HE says ‘I need a weapon,’ it’s all like ‘Yes Sir Master Chief, right this way!’ blah blah blah.”
“That’s the story of my life — no respect. I don’t get no respect at all I tell ya."
Red Spartan “BEHOLD! GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS! BANG! BANG!”
Blue Spartan “…uh, you want a real gun, dude?”
Well I now I had the a ball min ago.
Red spartan: what the?! i just had the ball! where did it go?
blue spartan: Space magic!
Red
“but, how does that make you feel?”
Blue
“what!? shut up and get back in your cell”
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Macarena!”
"Come back to me, sweet love! I will never t-bag another woman again. "
Red: “Just throw me the baby.”
Blue: “Commence toss in 3…2…1…”
[Insert cheesy Scarface reference here]
“You think you can kill me with bullets?! I take your ******* bullets! Go ahead!”