Bob! NOOO!!!..You still owe me five bucks!
MARIAAAA!
“If i had one Credit for every time I forgot jet-pack…”
insert Willhelm Scream here
“Next faculty meeting, I’m suggesting guard rails.”
“Momma, Nooooooooo!”
or
“It was in that moment, both Gollum and the One Ring were destroyed.”
“Wait, your telling me I’m supposed to drop a coin down a well and not an elite.”
Don’t worry, elites always land on their feet
and it was there that a member of the covenant fell victim to one of its flaws; the lack of an opposable thumb
> “This is why Spartans choose other Spartans as their spawn buddies.”
>
> “It’s not the fall of Reach, but rather the fall of Elite.” XD
>
> “Elite: Wait, why is the spawn point here?
> Spartan: Don’t ask me, ask the Monitor? He did them.”
>
> “If Bungie never included fall damage, I could survive this, curse you Bungie!”
>
> “This particular Elite was interested in the human style of freefalling. Let’s just say that it didn’t turn out so well for him…”
>
> “I’ll be back!”
Too funny. liked the Reach fall one
-Elite “I don’t understand why billionaires do this all the tiiimee!!”
-Spartan “Well most of them usually skydive with parachutes!”
WAIT!!! I forgot my cheese burger!!!
In the language of the Covenent, grip and slip are the same…
WHO TRNED THE GRAVITY TO 300%?!
Don’t trust strangers…
I told you it was MY fuel rod cannon.
It’s not a slide! For all you John Pinette fans out there.
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“You ate all the chips!”
“Folks need heroes.”
“Ya you weren’t the soldier we needed you to be, see ya!”
“KEEP IT CLEAN!”
“Offensive dropper!”
“Yes, sensei.”
“A monument to all your sins…”
“I DIDN’T TRAIN TO BE A PILOT!”
“I call this, Return to sender.”
“Totally worth it!”