“Now remember.Evade roll off the banshee,slam into the falcon, use your concussion rifle on the random falling warthog and then jetpack your way to the floating teleporter and that should transport you all the way to Ark. Always a pleasure to help!”
“I did it. I defeated Blarg!”
“Noo, father!”
AHHHHH!What a nightmare!.I just dreampt that a spartan became bestie with only to ensure my death when he threw off the spire!
“Don’t let go, I’ve got you!”
Oh wait I need your Amo
Caboose: CRUNCHBITE! NOOOO!
Elite: Tell my mother I love herrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Spartan: What? I didn’t catch that! (Or you either).
Oh no Tim! Sorry for pushing yoooooooooooouuuuuu!
No you don’t have a!jetpack
Every Friday the Spartans would go elite tipping.
“Will You Marry me?” “God No”
You be Leonardo DiCaprio and I’ll be the Yoink! that lets go!"
Spartan:HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Look at them
Though we come from two different worlds, your parents being four jawed unicks, and mine being… people, with you Jack MY HEART WILL GO ON!!!
“Look Ma’, I can fly!”
- Jason Garwood
Tucker did it!
The Ultra believed his agility would compensate for the lack of safety railings. It was the lack of a “wet floor” sign that ultimately sealed his fate.
“Baby Come Back!”
(insert song here)
“Oh No, Timmy Fell Off The Spire”
And thus concluded the first, and last, UNSC-Covenant Peace Summit.
Damn it Batman makes this seem so much easier
> Damn it Batman makes this seem so much easier
Haha that’s a funny one. 