Sorry g2g my squad needs me down there!
WHAT THERE ARE COOKIES DOWN THERE LET ME GOOOOOOO!!!
Don’t worry, there’s not a primed plasma grenade in my hand that I’m going to stick you with to ensure certain death.
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“I, am your father!”
“noooooo!!!”
Spartan: Daisy!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
or
Imitating the Lion King was of their favorite passtimes.
or
Did you really think I tango’d with you coz I wanted to?
“THE LION KING ALL OVER AGAIN EXCEPT IN THE FUTURE”
“Jack. Come back”
“Aw, come on, why is your right hand always so darn slipper-OH GROSS!!!”
releases
wipes hand
You’d think that a species as advanced as the Covenent would have remembered to build a guard rail to prevent accidents like this.
“Say Hi to the Ground for me!”
“Good thing elites always land on there feet!”
Spartan: Jimmy, I found out about your affair!
Elite: Oh, -Yoink- this. Jumps
“I regret nothing…except that one chick I hooked up with at Club Errera!”
“5…4…3…2…1! Clean-up at ground level!”
“I cant hold on! You have an odd hand structure!”
“This is why Spartans choose other Spartans as their spawn buddies.”
“Elite: Wait, why is the spawn point here?
Spartan: Don’t ask me, ask the Monitor? He did them.”
“This particular Elite was interested in the human style of freefalling. Let’s just say that it didn’t turn out so well for him…”
“I’ll be back!”
Wait, don’t jump!.. I wasn’t done killing you yet.
It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the bottom.
Send me out… with a bang…
“Blaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhh!”
Watch your step, that last one’s a doozy!