Sup, bro! / Sup!
Starwars V: halo remake in a nutshell
Spartan: Elite, I am your father
Elite: Nooo you kiled my father
Spartan: Yes I did, But I adopted you
“we warned you about karma”
spartan, " why shuld i help u -Yoink-???"
elite, " because the wars over!!!"
spartan, " you -Yoink- this is halo reach, not halo 4!!!"
elite, " wat do you mean???"
spartan, " well if u remember in halo 3, the covenant is still trying to kill us, and your arbitar has u guys join us and we defeat the covenant. And when this game came out with us, our days were before halo combat evolved, and u guys are against us, u get it???"
elite, " oh yea… well i hate u!!!"
spartan, " well ok, no need to be an -Yoink-, ill drop u in three, two, one, bye bye!!!"
elite, " wait!!! i forgot jetpack up here!!!"
spartan, " haha stupid noob!!!"
(elite lands on the ground)
elite, " hah the title update is here to save al reach players, HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!"
spartan, " -Yoink!-!!!"
the end
by: SPARTAN 124551
send invite for mlg!
I’ll see you in 3 seconds…
Never mind the Species Barrier, he was my Friend!
adios amigo!
“I’m on the eddgge, the edddgeee, the eddgee, the edge, the edddgee, I’m on the eddgee with yooouu!”
Reach isn’t the only thing to fall today.
I’ll never let go jack, I’ll never…Wait, too late.
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates… never know which one you’ll drop first…
I have two captions.
1.) “1… 2… 3… GO! Oh wait. I forgot to attach the bungee cord. My bad.”
2.) “Isn’t there a picture of this exact situation on the ceiling of the 16th Chapel?”
When asked if they wanted to play Halo Reach, these two players took the offer a bit literally.
Spartan: This is (my) Spire !
Elite: YOU STOLE MY LINE !!!
" Go then, there are other worlds than this."
“You said there would be cookies if I closed my eyes!”
“Pull my finger!”
I fail…
Bye, and thanks for the FRG!
In the words of Scar from The Lion King, “Long live the king!”
And down will come ugly, cradle and all.