“The pain Jimmy experienced from losing his brother over the cliff that day was even stronger than the pain he felt from having a giant alien cannon shoved through his back.”
Most of the filming budget for Mass Effect: The Movie went towards stunt doubles for the actor who played Garrus…
“As this happened over and over, the elite was bestowed with the beloved ‘Failionaire’ medal.”
“P.S. Don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine on the way down!”
Unfortunately, both the Spartan and the Elite couldn’t Reach.
“He was my lover!”
or:
“I am your father. NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!”
What falls on you front porch in autumn first? Leaves, Cristmas magazines or…ELites!
“Curse you Gamgee, I said not to let me go!”
Elite: “Scar! Brother! Help me!!!”
Spartan:“Long Live the King!”
Elite: “Live Long and Prosper”
“Just make sure you land on the grav lift!”
or
“You said ‘Go long!’”
Sure I said I loved him. But I never got to say I was in love with him!
It’s okay! Just hit the orange vents!
Drat… Shoulda picked Armor Lock!
30 seconds later: The new Spartan then realized he had a Jetpack the whole time.
Elite to Spartan: Goodbye old friend.
Spartan to Elite: Wait you forgot your keys!
“I’m pinching your little head. Pinch…pinch…pinch…”
Remember (to) Reach
“JACKKK! JACK COME BACK!”
Spartan: Elite no!
Elite: Ahhhhhh!
Spiderman comes 
Elite: Wow thanks spiderman!
Spiderman: Everybody gets one. Tell him spartan.
Spartan: Uh Elite, apparently everybody gets one.
Spiderman: Bingo.