> Didn’t you read the “no running” sign?
i love this one hahahah
George forgot his jetpack. Again.
“Use the force, Luke.”
Spartan: You played the good game friend…
Elite: WORT WORT WORT!
Careful, that first step is a doozy.
“You’re the one that’s falling Spartan”
“The reflection of the Spartan’s inner beast”
“Long live the King!” and his treacherous brother threw him to the wildebeests.
GAAAANDAAAAAAALLLLLLFFFFFFFF!!!
The Elite suddenly realized that his given name of Mustafa was going to be an issue.
It was a shame that the noble Spartan couldn’t “spire” the warriors life.
Need A lift…hmm, guess not!
“Don’t get me wronge, I only want to save him to push him off again.”
Elite goes " NOOO!!! How Could you?? I was going to let you go, not you!" Spartan says " Well tough luck."
- “Spartan: Oh, hold my hand Zippy, oh… no… you fell…(!)”
“Elite: Wort, woo–rt, woo-----rt!”.
“I shouldn’t of had KFC popcorn chicken, nice… crispy… popcorn chicken, I’m gonna get a Zinger.”
Whoops, just realized this isn’t the most recent. 
Bob then realized that his undercover mission was going too well
waaaaaaaaaaaaag!
oops, i let him go.
"I Can Haz Falling Elite?" ~Swift ninja
just so you know this is from last week.
oooops i forgot to to wash the grese off my hand but it ok its not likewould die or anything im your friend and would never let you down i mean die