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Elite: Have you ever had The Blackness?
Grunt Response 1: Yah, but even food -Yoink!- are better than that
Grunt Response 2: Yah, it’s delicious! Once you go Black, you never go back
I can’t decide…
I’ll have a water. Last time I had a purple concoction, I woke up in Tijuana.
“Two dollars for a coke!?”
Grunt " Whats mine say"
Elite " Grape, what about mine"
Grunt " Waterrrrrrrr Dude"
Then they keep saying it for a minute
Elite:I hate Decisions! Josh
Elite:Because i can get Blue berry blue and have a terrible day like being rocketed by those damn Humans. But if i drink Bitter Brown i can have a great day and kill a Human. And what if im wrong what if only one of these can keep me from dying! AHHHHH.
Josh(Grunt):You think to much…
Elite: Wort wort wort orange, wort wort.
“What? No Nuka-Cola?”
Grunt: “We’ve been staring at this for 3 hours, and I don’t feel any more refreshed”
Elite: “Stare harder fool!”
Elite: “How the hell do they fit so many different flavors in this tiny little machine?”
Grunt: “Dude, for the last time, I don’t know! You ask me that every time we pass by this machine.”
Grunt: “Stop pushing the Green Sour button. It just keeps spitting out those stupid, unrefreshing and un-sour leaves!”
I know, not funny.
grunt: Why are we looking at this again?
elite: Wort wort wort…
grunt: I dare you!
Grunt: There are no food -Yoink!-!
Elite: Yeah? Well I need a straw…
With Needle rifle in hand the Elite vows this vending machine will never steal another Grunts dollar again!
I’ve got 3 for ya
Ooooh… I’ve always wanted to try “The Blackness”
Elite: Purple?! But we’re made of Purple…By the Maker… Purple Drink is People!
Grunt: We’re People?
Grunt: So… What is it?
Elite: I think it’s those “video games” we’ve been hearing all about.
Grunt: Oh… I wanna play the Orange one!
Elite: Wort wort wort!
Grunt: Hmm… Lets see…
Grunt: Nope, no worts.
Elite: What should we get?
Grunt: Definitely The Blackness…
Elite: Wha-Why? Sounds disgusting!
Grunt: Well we all know Emile is the coolest…Haters gonna hate.
Grunt: Out of order?
Elite: I glassed a planet for this?
Elite: “What do you want?”
Grunt: “Anything that quenches my grunty thirst!”
So, you think just because my armor’s black, that I’m gonna get purple flavor, that’s low man. Real low.