Free specialization code...

To whoever makes me laugh, make sure your PMs are set to open.

NOW MAKE ME LAUGH!

This is half-serious, but I bet you’ll get your kicks just from watching people post in here in an attempt to get your code.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What’s the difference between a cow and grass? One goes moo, the other is grass.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? “I’m going to bed,” but he said it in Hungarian.

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bulldozer.

What did the duck say to the rabbit? Quack.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the bank robber go to prison? Because he robbed a bank.

I accedently deleted mine… Now laugh. I need this code…

> What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.
>
> What’s the difference between a cow and grass? One goes moo, the other is grass.
>
> What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? “I’m going to bed,” but he said it in Hungarian.
>
> What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bulldozer.
>
> What did the duck say to the rabbit? Quack.
>
> How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.
>
> Why did the bank robber go to prison? Because he robbed a bank.

hipster jokes. please dont give the code to this guy

fill an empty jar of Mayo with vanilla pudding

proceed to eat in public, and note strangers’ reactions

This is for my bro.

But oh wells. Here goes nothing. When I was a kid, it was xmas time my neighbor had a dune buggy like car. They were having a good time… getting hammered. Someone drove it and forgot to put the parking brake on. Now a mother and a 6 year old kid sat inside the car. The mum stepped off while the kid was left behind. he was playing like hes driving… all of a sudden the car slowly backed off… I heard someone says OMEHMMGEEH THE CAR!.. car went down hill then bang! hit another parked car. I thought it was a coconut dropped on the car but NO!! the kid was still driving… He had a derp, poker face… step off the car and act like nothing happened… infact he rolled on the floor and laughed! Little did he know, he wet his pants because of what happened

> > What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.
> >
> > What’s the difference between a cow and grass? One goes moo, the other is grass.
> >
> > What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? “I’m going to bed,” but he said it in Hungarian.
> >
> > What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bulldozer.
> >
> > What did the duck say to the rabbit? Quack.
> >
> > How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.
> >
> > Why did the bank robber go to prison? Because he robbed a bank.
>
> hipster jokes. please dont give the code to this guy

those are actually called Anti-Jokes

> > What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.
> >
> > What’s the difference between a cow and grass? One goes moo, the other is grass.
> >
> > What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? “I’m going to bed,” but he said it in Hungarian.
> >
> > What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bulldozer.
> >
> > What did the duck say to the rabbit? Quack.
> >
> > How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.
> >
> > Why did the bank robber go to prison? Because he robbed a bank.
>
> hipster jokes. please dont give the code to this guy

I’m just too hipster :confused:

alrighty my Grandpa told me this one haha :stuck_out_tongue:

What was wrong with the constipated Jew?

he couldnt S**T!!!

ahh elderly jokes haha

Too bad I cant post dirty jokes :frowning:

Why is Santa’s sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.

can i pm you my joke?

I don’t have a joke to tell, so I’ll use this post to simply state why I should get the code.

I want to rank up in multiplayer.

That should do it.

> can i pm you my joke?

I don’t see why not

boo bees

-Yoink!- are like the sun. A quick glance is ok and staring is bad… but that’s what sunglasses are for.

343s the worst game developer ever now pm me.

Obama is President.

If none of those made you laugh then you sir have -Yoink!- of steel. Good day.