Does nothing get your game going like ceremonious crouching over the recently deceased? Do you enjoy making the other team quit by trash talking? Are you sick of getting stuck with noob teammates that ruin your game?
Look no further!
We are starting an unofficial Halo Reach underground gamer group, because we think formality and professionalism is bull-blam!-. We are here to game not to wipe up some noob’s tears. If you are interested in nightly gaming with a few dudes and gals that are more interested in kicking -Yoink- than showing off some meaningless clan rank, keep reading!
[Requirements]
You must have 1.0 K/D or higher in matchmaking with 5,000+ matchmaking kills. 2.0 K/D or higher is a major plus.
You must demonstrate some mad skillz with two weapons and/or vehicles. This means you must have a large number of sprees with these tools of destruction, and/or a few vids in your file share to back up how awesome you are (and we don’t care about your overkill stick, we want to see skill not luck). If the AR is your top weapon we will probably laugh at you and then ignore your request to join.
Swearing is encouraged
T-bagging is a plus (we probably will film it if it’s two guys one corpse… J/K… but seriously)
We are cool with lone wolf types as long as we aren’t losing, but calling out enemies is encouraged.
Age 16+ (I don’t care if your 20, if you sound like a 12 year old we will remove you)
You must play fairly often (Open to our interpretation and dependent on how much we don’t like you).
[Rules]
We are not big on rules, but we do have a few.
Seriously, don’t betray teammates… or at least not often (I’m known for running over teammates… it happens), and no booting.
Comedic trash talking is one thing, serious slurs are another. We won’t put up with that crap.
[Joining]
We don’t have a website because we know nobody else gives a -blam!- about our gaming habit. Email us at PillarofSteel@gmail.com or send me a private message with Underground Gamer in the subject (no attachments, we won’t even read your email if it has any). Include your gamer tag and maybe some gibberish (that we probably won’t read) about how you think you are not a noob. If we think you don’t suck we will send you an email or message with our gamer tags and send you a friend request.
[Other Random Crap]
Most of the games we play are Team Slayer, Team Swat, BTB, and occasionally we troll the zombies playlist. We are also open to playing whatever is fun and getting involved in clan matches if enough people want too.
We don’t have stupid tags or a group identity, so you don’t need to change your colors, emblems, or gamer tags.