Finally thought i would try BJ

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Okay, so i have had this friend since i was about 8 years old. She had brown hair and blue eye and a great body and i always found her attractive even though we were best friends.
The other day my parents went on a trip to visit my sister’s college, so i needed a place to stay for the night. As we were best friends, my parents sent me to her (Maddi’s) house. I had never stayed the night at her house before though i had gone over many times; i didn’t know what to expect to happen: would it be awkward; would it be normal?
Later in the night was when it happened. It was around 2AM and her parents were asleep and we were alone in her living room. Ever since her parents had said goodnight I had wondered what would happen. We were playing Halo 5 when she told me i should switch from Default to Bumper Jumper layouts. i became so much better once i got used to it, IT WAS AMAZING . we did it ALL NIGHT and I did so well!
I really encourage all you to do BJ because of how good it is!

Thread of the month material, right here.

Oh my gosh, well done J0b R. This reminds me of that on thread on the Bungie forums that I’m pretty sure you made.

This reminds me of an age long past, when Bungisaurs walked the Interwebs…

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> Oh my gosh, well done J0b R. This reminds me of that on thread on the Bungie forums that I’m pretty sure you made.

lol i make a few i either stole or made this one i dont remember

For a split second… I thought you were serious.

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8.

Pretty clever, though. This is the best post I’ve seen all day.

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> gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8.

that memes alot to me

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This post a damn goldmine.

Getting out of the friendzone I see :wink:

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Either way, this thread is hilarious! I can’t wait to see what it ends up turning into. Also, Bumper Jumper master race!

Lol, nice job. You get any numbers?

Nice, this was a good Friday lunch read haha

I REALLY hope a monitor clicks on this, gets his lock gloves on. Then read it.

It might turn stckrboy into stckyboy…

It might turn snickerdoodle into snickeronmynoodle…

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> Getting out of the friendzone I see :wink:

started from defualt now im here

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Naw, it’s a platinummine that’s got trees that grow weed and are nurtured by dank water.

HAHAHA… I love it… the lead and then the trol… more of this on the forums please.

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Of the sap we do not speak… We INJECT.

Didn’t expect to find short fiction stories here OP.

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> Didn’t expect to find short fiction stories here OP.

Diamonds in the rough, my friend. Diamonds in the rough.