Federally Mandated Minimum REQ Wage

The top 2% of Spartans have 98% of all REQ point wealth in Halo 5. I’m proposing a federally mandated, 1,500 REQ point wage for all Spartans. 800-1200 is not a livable REQ wage and amounts to slavery, wake up sheeple.

<mark>Sentzke 2558</mark>, the revolution is coming.

But what if I want a small loan of a million REQ points?

Make it happen 343!

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> But what if I want a small loan of a million REQ points?
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> Make it happen 343!

You just have to put up your soul for collateral and it is all yours.

If I wanted to talk politics, I’d have paid attention to the debate last night instead of playing Halo.

Small REQ businesses will suffer

Like.

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> 800-1200 is not a livable REQ wage and amounts to slavery

Inaccurate statistics. You get 1300-1400 from Warzone Assault, 1800-2000 for Warzone. Stop playing arena if you want more RP.

Also your fedora is showing.

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> Small REQ businesses will suffer

They will have to lay off a lot REQ builders and the price of REQs will go up.

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> Small REQ businesses will suffer

By spreading the wealth the small manufacturer of scorpion tanks and boutique power weapons will be able to sell even more because more people can afford their goods… it’s economics.

You get a REQ pack, you get a REQ pack. Everyone gets REQ packs!

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> > 800-1200 is not a livable REQ wage and amounts to slavery
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> Inaccurate statistics. You get 1300-1400 from Warzone Assault, 1800-2000 for Warzone. Stop playing arena if you want more RP.
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> Also your fedora is showing.

I adjusted for inflation, my REQ points have less buying power than they did back in 2015.

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> By spreading the wealth the small manufacturer of scorpion tanks and boutique power weapons will be able to sell even more because more people can afford their goods… it’s economics.

Everyone knows how greedy REQ-Mart is though. They won’t stop, can’t stop until they have all our monies.

Vote Comrade Texibus for Chairman!

Make 343 great again!

When we started this everyone said we had no chance, but we have a message that is resonating with the Halo nation. People want change and we’re here to provide that:

REQ Minimums
40% Tax on all REQ jackpot card Winnings
Normalized damage on all weapons
State Issued Armor suits
and the doing away with standardized testing for young spartans.
More Female Spartans in higher positions in Spartan Companies, they’re all boys clubs.

Let’s make Halo great again.

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> When we started this everyone said we had no chance, but we have a message that is resonating with the Halo nation. People want change and we’re here to provide that:
>
> REQ Minimums
> 40% Tax on all REQ jackpot card Winnings
> Normalized damage on all weapons
> State Issued Armor suits
> and the doing away with standardized testing for young spartans.
> More Female Spartans in higher positions in Spartan Companies, they’re all boys clubs.
>
> Let’s make Halo great again.

Speaking of higher positions for Female Spartans, what other ideas do you have to protect them out there? I hear many Female Spartans complaining of harassment out on the battlefield. How do you think this should be handled?

Mandatory Sensitivity and Sexual Harassment training for all recruits and quotas for female executive positions within spartan companies.

If we can move the sensitivity of our controllers, there is no reason we can’t adjust it in our hearts too. The Teabagging has got to end.

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> Mandatory Sensitivity and Sexual Harassment training for all recruits and quotas for female executive positions within spartan companies.
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> If we can move the sensitivity of our controllers, there is no reason we can’t adjust it in our hearts too. The Teabagging has got to end.

I can defiantly stand behind this notion.

You have got to be kidding me

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> You have got to be kidding me

Only if you think the future of our great planet is a joke.