“In an unprecedented move, Jessica Shea (bs angel) of 343 Industries has been moved from her post as Community Manager and will instead serve as Lead Designer on Halo 5. Some of the already-rumored feature changes include Spartans’ canonical height being retconned to 4’8, and the inclusion of a Ranked Betrayal competitive playlist. Current Community Coordinator Rukari “rukizzel” Austin will move to a mixed role of half Community Manager, half Gameplay Designer. His first move was to enlist the services of Kevin Hart to join the Narrative Team. Covies gon’ learn today!”
I was foolish enough to believe it for a second >.<
Anyone else seen any good halo-related april fools jokes today?
I don’t think Kevin Hart would ever do voice overs for Halo 4, but I really wouldn’t put the first part about bs angel and rukizzel past 343. It sounds like something they would actually do.
> An article on Halo.Bungie.Org really made me laugh today. Read:
>
> “In an unprecedented move, Jessica Shea (bs angel) of 343 Industries has been moved from her post as Community Manager and will instead serve as Lead Designer on Halo 5. Some of the already-rumored feature changes include Spartans’ canonical height being retconned to 4’8, and the inclusion of a Ranked Betrayal competitive playlist. Current Community Coordinator Rukari “rukizzel” Austin will move to a mixed role of half Community Manager, half Gameplay Designer. His first move was to enlist the services of Kevin Hart to join the Narrative Team. Covies gon’ learn today!”
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> I was foolish enough to believe it for a second >.<
>
> <mark>Anyone else seen any good halo-related april fools jokes today?</mark>
I woke up to see my display name has been hijacked!
> > An article on Halo.Bungie.Org really made me laugh today. Read:
> >
> > “In an unprecedented move, Jessica Shea (bs angel) of 343 Industries has been moved from her post as Community Manager and will instead serve as Lead Designer on Halo 5. Some of the already-rumored feature changes include Spartans’ canonical height being retconned to 4’8, and the inclusion of a Ranked Betrayal competitive playlist. Current Community Coordinator Rukari “rukizzel” Austin will move to a mixed role of half Community Manager, half Gameplay Designer. His first move was to enlist the services of Kevin Hart to join the Narrative Team. Covies gon’ learn today!”
> >
> > I was foolish enough to believe it for a second >.<
> >
> > <mark>Anyone else seen any good halo-related april fools jokes today?</mark>
>
> I woke up to see my display name has been hijacked!
> > > > > Doodles… doodles everywhere…
> > > >
> > > > Needs more, IMO.
> > >
> > > But doodles cause violence! D=
> >
> > Problem?
>
> Actually no, would you pass the popcorn? I like to eat while watching internet violence. =I
You really think I’m gonna share my popcorn? polishes banhammer