Favorite Sgt. Johnson Line

Under the Master Chief, Sgt. Johnson is one of the most beloved characters in the Halo series. Throughout it, he has said some of the most hilarious/legendary lines in the series. My fave would have to be his literal legendary line from Halo 2:
“Listen up! Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewing, dee-vine intervention!”

I prefer his

> When I joined the Corps, we didn’t have any fancy-shmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy. You’re one very lucky Marine!

from Heroic difficulty.

The best quote IMO

> Dear humanity, we regret being alien -Yoinks!- and we regret coming to earth. and we most definitely regret that the corp just blew up our raggedy -Yoink- fleet. Oo-rah

second best

> “Oh, I know what the ladies like”

“Well, I don’t care if it’s god’s own anti son of a -Yoink- machine, or a giant hula hoop, we’re not gonna let 'em have it”

“I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence!” - what a legend!!

Grandmasterbiff

“Crazy fool, why do you always jump? One of these days you’re gonna land on something as stubborn as you are! And I don’t do bits and pieces!”

or…

“For a brick, he flew pretty good!”