Under the Master Chief, Sgt. Johnson is one of the most beloved characters in the Halo series. Throughout it, he has said some of the most hilarious/legendary lines in the series. My fave would have to be his literal legendary line from Halo 2:
“Listen up! Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewing, dee-vine intervention!”
I prefer his
> When I joined the Corps, we didn’t have any fancy-shmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy. You’re one very lucky Marine!
from Heroic difficulty.
The best quote IMO
> Dear humanity, we regret being alien -Yoinks!- and we regret coming to earth. and we most definitely regret that the corp just blew up our raggedy -Yoink- fleet. Oo-rah
second best
> “Oh, I know what the ladies like”
“Well, I don’t care if it’s god’s own anti son of a -Yoink- machine, or a giant hula hoop, we’re not gonna let 'em have it”
“I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence!” - what a legend!!
Grandmasterbiff
“Crazy fool, why do you always jump? One of these days you’re gonna land on something as stubborn as you are! And I don’t do bits and pieces!”
or…
“For a brick, he flew pretty good!”