Favorite matchmaking whining

You kept double teaming me! You noobs can’t beat me in a 1v1 ( this was in the playlist “double team”)

I’ve had people complain about me for beating them with an AR.

Lol, his fault for getting in that range.

Wah all you did was use DMRs, double team and spawn trap!

> Lol, his fault for getting in that range.

What, any range for me since I learned how to use it? :stuck_out_tongue:

I think the most funny one is “You’re hacking! No way you beat me like that!”

“Hey, you took my sniper! That’s MY sniper!” From a teammate, who then proceeds to pepper me with DMR rounds before I put a 114mm bullet through his eyeball. Totally worth the boot.

Aimbot! Wow if I could move off my spawn I would’ve won! These kids aren’t even good I bet I could beat them if it was a Banshee battle! Laggy host! Foreign connection!

> Aimbot! Wow if I could move off my spawn I would’ve won! These kids aren’t even good I bet I could beat them if it was a Banshee battle! Laggy host! Foreign connection!

Sadly, that aimbot one and the laggy host are the two I hear the most. Then again I play a lot of swat xD

From a 12 year old:

EEEEWWWW!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? STOP IT! GO AWAY? I BET YOUR GAY! edit: I don’t know where the gay comment came from…

This was in the pregame lobby when I said I was voting for Invasion: Skirmish.
Ending score:
Me: 27-10
Him: 0-20 (and he quit!)

“THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAY GRIFBALL YOU MORON!” - after me or my friend plants the ball.

“DON’T YOU WANT EASY CREDITS?!” - again, after planting the ball. Because, you know, 33+ million credits aren’t enough.

I got some particularly nasty voicemail in spanish last night after two quick plants (while playing solo no less).

Stop using grenades and teamshooting. You guys are so bad. 1v1 me

Wow! You’re frickin’ invisible! And sprinting, this guy is a F****** hacker!

Yeah, I get quite a few assassinations with sprint. Only 'cause I know where to hide!

Be careful kids, that next corner could be your last…

> “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAY GRIFBALL YOU MORON!” - after me or my friend plants the ball.
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> “DON’T YOU WANT EASY CREDITS?!” - again, after planting the ball. Because, you know, 33+ million credits aren’t enough.
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> I got some particularly nasty voicemail in spanish last night after two quick plants (while playing solo no less).

“OMG, HOW’D YOU ROLL WITH THE BOMB?! MODDER HACKER CHEATER NOOB!”

> > “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAY GRIFBALL YOU MORON!” - after me or my friend plants the ball.
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> > “DON’T YOU WANT EASY CREDITS?!” - again, after planting the ball. Because, you know, 33+ million credits aren’t enough.
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> > I got some particularly nasty voicemail in spanish last night after two quick plants (while playing solo no less).
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> “OMG, HOW’D YOU ROLL WITH THE BOMB?! MODDER HACKER CHEATER NOOB!”

Yeah, it was basically that. Just laced with a few more swear words. Unfortunately (fortunately?) I speak Spanish so I understood it all…

> > > “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAY GRIFBALL YOU MORON!” - after me or my friend plants the ball.
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> > > “DON’T YOU WANT EASY CREDITS?!” - again, after planting the ball. Because, you know, 33+ million credits aren’t enough.
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> > > I got some particularly nasty voicemail in spanish last night after two quick plants (while playing solo no less).
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> > “OMG, HOW’D YOU ROLL WITH THE BOMB?! MODDER HACKER CHEATER NOOB!”
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> Yeah, it was basically that. Just laced with a few more swear words. Unfortunately (fortunately?) I speak Spanish so I understood it all…

You do too much stuff, you need to stop before you get overwhelmed. :stuck_out_tongue:

“The only reason you beat me was because you were camping with power weapons and spamming armor lock.”

“Quit backing up!” As if they wanted me to stand there and let them kill me. And they absolutely raged about it.

Ooooo…my favorite part. To start off:

“Stop it with the shotgun, you noob. Its cheap!” (I kill Zombies)

“Stop assassinating me, you “Yoinking” NOOB!” (Welcome to Griffball Dash)

“You had less deaths because you were camping!” (That’s why its called Team Snipers)

“Where are you, you cheapskate. Stop camping!” (at this point, the kid was crying)

“STOP JUMPING, -Yoink!-” (I’m sorry, i just enjoying hopping along the way)

To Snickers and Default. I got the same msg as you did:

“OMG, HOW’D YOU ROLL WITH THE BOMB?! MODDER HACKER CHEATER NOOB!” (Good ol’ Griffball)

Y’know, i think the three of us should play Griffball in Halo 4. Ppl don’t like me in GB because of that.

Well…I would love to continue with more amazing whining msgs but thats all i have for now. I could give you a list, but its too long.

“Oh my god, this PT (My GT PTBRULES) guy is such a noob, everyone kill him.” THis was the best player on the other team complaining about me getting a Killing Frenzy on my first life in Team Slayer on reflection with the Sword.

PS: I only got one kill on the sniper perch.