Favorite halo one liners

Please post your favorite one liners from any halo game/movie/novel!!!

All time favorite: “Tanks beats ghost… tank beats hunter… tank beats everything! Oh man! I can do this all day!” - Marine on the Ark, Halo 3.

“Can you go? I have friends coming over.”
-Warden Eternal

Oh I know what the ladies like. sergeant johnson

“You want breakfast? You gotta catch it!”

Good Ol’ Johnson

“For a brick, he flew pretty good!” - Sgt. Johnson on Master Chief’s arrival on In Amber Clad

“And for the record, I would have kicked your -Yoink- the first time if the lady hadn’t stopped me!”

“No, I think were just getting started”.

“MARINE! Did I give you permission to -Yoink-?!
-Sergeant Banks, the man who introduced me to swearing.

“ship master we are out numbered, 3 to 1!”
“Then it is an even fight. All Cruisers, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!”

All life dies, all worlds too, and if there is guaranteed perpetual existence, after that - what does it matter how the end comes?” -The Gravemind, Halo Evolutions - Human Weakness

I know that isn’t a one liner but I read it recently and I love it.

No sir…
-master chief halo 4

“That was NOT cool”
-warden eternal

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> “Can you go? I have friends coming over.”
> -Warden Eternal


Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of no-where to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth. But, we stumbled on to something they’re so hot for, that they’re scrambling over each other to get it!Well, I don’t care if it’s God’s own anti-son-of-a-b_tch-machine, or a giant hula-hoop, we’re not gonna let 'em have it!

What we will let them have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!- Sgt. Johnston

‘Don’t shake the lightbulb’ from the guy which proclaims he ‘knows what the ladies like’.

“Back in my day we didn’t have any fancy shmancy tanks. We had two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon… and we had to share the rock.”

  • Sargent Johnson

“Take my advice Rookie, if you ever fall for a woman, make sure she’s got balls”
-Edward Buck

“Were it so easy.”

"…and I don’t do bits and pieces."